My Hat's Off To You!
We wear many hats in the course of a day, let alone in a lifetime...
Dad, Mom, Son, Daughter, Grandma, Grandpa, Businessman, Employee, Retiree...
(I thought this would impress her, but she's giving me that "dog in the trash" look!)
If you want respect, little dude, turn that S around.
100% Afghan. Woof!
Is that a dog...the kid's hair...a hat?? This is starting to freak me out!
And you thought a "hat trick" was 3 goals in one game!
"I'm a yankee doodle dandy,,,"
"Hey, great hat...oops, wait a minute!"
"This is so humiliating!"
"I'm the Grand Poobah because I've got the biggest hat. Any more questions?"
"Do ya love me? Now-that I-can dance..."
"You're not trying to start a tiff with Tiffany, now are you?"
"There's nothing like a big, red hat...and nothing else!
"I don't mind playing soldier with Timmy, but do we have to wear these stupid melon helmets?"
How could I make fun of a girl this cute? (Well, she does have just one earring.)
"Top o' the mornin', mate!"
"This is so much fun! I've tried on, like, a thousand different hats!"
"99 cowboy hats on my head, 99 cowboy hats,
Take one off, hold it aloft,
98 cowboy hats on my head."
"I'm Pippi Longstocking!"
"Yeah, I'm puttin' on shades and a wool stocking cap in the middle a' July, you wanna make somethin' out of it?
"I saw a lovely yellow hat,
And put it on my head,
It was so yellow,
I said to one fellow,
"Have you banana bread?"
"Escaping...Tipping...Trapped!"
"I'm safe from aliens, but it's hard on the eyes!"
"Really, Chauncy-you've been practicing kicking that idiot hat onto your head for 4 hours now!"
"Howdy partner."
"La cucaracha, la cucaracha, ya no puede caminar."
"Kiss me, you fool!"
"I feel so free...next, I'm taking off my bobby sox!"
"Didn't see that coming, did ya?"
"Check it out, man...We don't bend it like back in the Stone Age...dig it...straight as an arrow!"
"Blue, blue, my hat is blue
Blue is my hat, HEY! Where's my milk?"
"No strings attached, folks. I'm talkin' pure magic!"
What hats do you wear?
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I took a good look at you, Thomas, and I think you'd do justice to a baseball cap or a cowboy hat. :)
Awesome!
Hmmm.......how many? Too many to count :(
I've been away for a while & missed your posts... :(
It's good to be back...looking forward to your next post :)
Sara
I've had many hats Rick In family and in business. Here are some doggie hat examples for which I am posting for interest only!
https://www.baxterboo.com/l.cfm/dog-clothes_dog-hats/
Some days too many! LOL Mother, mother-in-law, grandmother, girlfriend, caregiver, friend, sister, daughter, dog walker, Tupperware lady, listener, cleaning lady, cook -- and the list goes on!
LOL Maybe that is why I only own one actual physical cap or hat! I am too busy "wearing" all of the other ones! Have a great day!
I wear hats of being wife, mother, sunday school taecher, pensioner, business woman, mother-in-law
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wife, mother, teacher, friend, writer, counselor, aunt, daughter, taxi driver (Mom's Taxi Service), nursemaid, caregiver, accountant, seamstress, sister, chief cook and bottle washer...
My gosh, Kathy, you wear a lot of hats, and I bet you wear them well! :)