Is Google Male or Female?
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
I found this yesterday on someone's site [credit to Arielle Ford] and thought it was very funny [despite the blatant stereotype and that half the men I know would do this too!] but also thought it was incomplete. Another answer that came immediately to my mind was:
A: Male, because statistically most if not all of the major dictators in history who punished you or deleted you for not doing exactly what they say and who unashamedly flouted the human rights hard won by every civilized nation like freedom of speech or right to object etc, have been male dictators. [Though the floor is wide open to women being capable of this too].
But in most forms that we have to fill in these days there are usually three options:
- male
- female
- other <---I've no idea what they are referring to here, but I always tick this one seeing as it is offered and to make it more difficult for them :D
It's a question that must have been covered at WA before, I'm sure you guys would have some very good suggestions of your own :)
Moz.
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Only way to know is to get them to drop the pants and find out...lol I kid of course
But just for a fun discussion, I'll say that sex of Google depends on the sex of the user (via browser history, related searches, ads of interest). Of course, if a person has a "no tracking" or "private" option selected, this idea would be nullified.
Neither . It's an extraterrestrial force that plans to enslave all of mankind in matrix of endless 404 not found error messages. I know, cynical but stranger things have happened. Thanks for sharing.
LOL! Yeah, when someone mentioned it was an IT I was thinking maybe ET ...And there's no doubt humanity is prime for a takeover now, they have prepared us to be submissive and not expect to put up a fight already :)
ooh - part 3 got a bit scary when someone asked for information on a 'controversial' topic and he/google said I have 1 million that says no and 1 that says yes and then accuses her of running with the yes - but that just highlights the power of goog to sway 'truth'...
Which one was that? I saw pt1 and a bit of 3, the bias I saw was on the vacc...nes debate - see I'm even afraid to write out the whole word as people are getting struck off for it!
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I would say Google is female as well because it is always getting you to try to change your site to what she thinks is best.
:D