Introducing WootCoin, Our OWN Cryptocurrency.
After much deliberation, we have decided to jump on the bandwagon. I know I haven’t been the best ambassador of CryptoCurrencies up to this point, but that has quickly changed with the evolving atmosphere and my newfound love for the ‘BlockChain”.
Partly because we have been investing so much time into our own currency and our own technologies that we feel will soon take over the entire crypto space!
And without further ado...
Introducing WootCoin!
It is official, the cat is out of the bag. We are launching WootCoin. Can I get a "woot woot"!
As of today, you can get early access to pre-invest to the ICO (Initial Coin Offering). The current offering is $0.0008 per coin and we are only going to be offering 1,000,0000,000,000. Yes, 1 TRILLION. After that, they will be in full circulation and the supply/demand economy is going to take over driving the price of a WootCoin through the roof!
In fact, our anticipated value post ICO to be $8.00. This is a 10,000% gain, for those that are trying to do the math here, which is like taking $100 and make one MILLION with it.
So this is all about getting rich, and doing so fast. This is the major draw for cryptos, and ours is no different except the fact that it is going to make you a heck of a lot more!
When you purchase WootCoin through our ICO, we are also going to send you a custom cryptowallet. It’s secure, it can hold unlimited coins, it can hold real fiat currency (cash), and it is next to impossible to lose (because of its size). And it is going to look really cool. Here is our prototype.
Why Choose Our Crypto
There are a lot of cryptocurrencies, so you do have choice. In my opinion, the only obvious choice moving forward is going to be WootCoin, as it is backed by the most advanced technology in the space. Our proprietary technology is called MockChain.
MockChain is our own digital ledger and it is so secret, we are not going to tell you what it does. If we did, it would make your currency much less secure. Let’s just say you can make instant transactions of any time, in the most secure manner ever recorded.
Welcoming all Crypto Miners
There is something unique about this WootCoin over others. You can either use technology to mine it, or you can dig it out of the ground. So if you have a shovel, you can spend time mining for your WootCoin.
The time it takes to mine a coin, may not pay off, but it will burn calories and better your overall health. The average trade off with the time effort it takes, is around 1 hour of shoveling per coin, which currently has a value of $0.0008.
Don’t worry though, this can and WILL go up in VALUE. Bigly. We are expecting a landslide of activity as soon as the ICO takes place.
#HODL!
For those of that don’t know what this means, I will help you understand. Within the CryptoCurrency world, this basically means that you invest into the currency and you never sell it, or you HOLD it.
I know, the “L” and “D” are backwards, but this is the crypto world. Nothing needs to make sense, and we can make the “make believe’ a reality.
So once you purchase your WootCoin, please plan to hold forever. Not because it will go up forever, but because we probably won’t have the enough money to pay you for your investment. Don’t worry, this is how most crypto’s work, but remember you are also investing into the MockChain technology which is going to change the future of tech.
Bye Bye banks. Hello WootCoin. #wootwoot
Click Here to Invest in the Early Bird ICO.
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What a brilliant ideas, Kyle's you are too much.
I was thinking it was real, not known that it was just April Fool.
I enjoy the writer-up from the beginning to the end.
Till I Click Here to Invest in the Early Bird ICO. Wao! April Fool.
That was a lively content.
But my question is that will you people come-up lately with investment like this. I hope it's real, I can sense in my realm. I believe so many people would love to invest their money into it.
Bye for now.
Omosomi
This is the 3rd one I have left until today to open, having been suspicious all day yesterday. Seems my judgement was spot on as all 3 are April Fools gags.
Judgement was based on the risk free atmosphere here on WA and that dabbling in Crypto currency on a large scale platform would definitely be a no-no.
Glad I was proved right!
Terry
You crack me up Kyle. But that's how I got here from US EYE-Tech.
See, I didn't want to besmirch the name and or offend by misuse of the name, Logo, or any of the terms or conditions of an independent associate; although I saw many breaches of that document. I guess most people didn't even read it.
April Fools tomorrow?
Well, I know some Fools, including myself, who are Fools for WA! Yeah that deserves a Woot- Woooooot!
Thank you, Kyle (and Carson) for building us such a real happy place for all of us, and you.
Truly amazing.
crypto-Suzay
Okay Kyle, I'm sold but can you explain how this will benefit me, how will it impact WA and how can money be made from this?
Plus, from the research I've done in the past, I thought Cryptocurrency such as Bitcoin couldn't be invested in by North Americans; I'm majorly confused.
Brilliant! Happy April 1st everyone!
I didn’t realise there were so many funny techies in one place!! Lol
We do all realise that pranks go upto Midday?
OK. I will go back to bed with my Easter Sunday “FLU” and see you all after TWELVE MIDDAY!
I really can’t believe i’ve Been caught twice already! I’ve only just woken up!
NICE JOB KYLE!
Now about this Wootcoin, is it for real....................?
Wayne
Lol, good one, I was really interested there for a second, mainly because I trust you guys not to do wrong by us, I would have invested. Well done. Best to stay away from any news service tomorrow. Here it is 20:43 at the moment.
Have a great day everyone :D
You had going there for a few minutes. Even took out the calculator and was counting how much 1,000,000,000,000 x .0008 would make...then I saw that big fat wallet full of paper...I said to myself wait a minute...then I skipped to the end and saw the obvious!
WOOT WOOT Lol
That's a great bit of tomfoolery! It's almost as good as trying to answer these questions:
• How many fish are in the dead sea? True or false?
• Is it shorter to Montreal, or by bus?
• Do you walk to school, or carry your lunch?
• Is it colder in the winter than it is in the city?
WOW!! This is absolutely amazing! Just when I thought things couldn't get any better, you have delivered the absolute BEST thing here at Wealthy Affiliate!
Just to let you know, I've already got my shovel and started digging/mining for WootCoin in my backyard! This has me so excited! I can't want to start making super quick money in the next 2 hours when I mine my first Wootcoin! There's just no way this can be outdone!
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LOL! This was so funny and you almost had me and you definitely got Hubby's attention! ;-) And that "logo" looked very convincing too! Thanks for the laugh Kyle! ;-) I guess we have become so used to all the GREAT and awesome things that you guys surprise us with, that this was not even a far stretch! Well done! ;-)
Sharlee (Chocolate) + Vanilla IceCream
PS: I have to say that the "wallet" photo gave it away, since I was convinced that looks far to shabby to fit in with WA's image, so I didn't read much past that to realize that this must be an April's Fool joke! ;-)
LOL! Tonight at dinner Hubby was still lamenting that the WA WootCoin was only a hoax! ;-) LOL!