Small and Unusual Crimes, Part 1.

byZoopie

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Death from Durian.

Durian is regarded as the King of fruits. Possibly it is called that because it can remove your head with one 👅 taste.

History of Durian

Ah, Durian! If we were to describe it in just a few words, it would be the "king of fruits" with a rather... unique reputation. Durian is a tropical fruit native to Southeast Asia, known for its spiky husk and distinctive smell that can be quite divisive among people. Some adore its rich, creamy, custard-like flesh with sweet and slightly savory notes, while others find the odor overpowering, describing it as a mix of onions, turpentine, and sweaty socks. But fear not, as they say, don't judge a book by its cover (or its smell)! To me it smells like toilet water

Durian comes in many different varieties, each with its own flavor profile, texture, and level of sweetness. Blurrcchhh. It has a rich history and is deeply ingrained in many Asian cultures, often considered a delicacy and enjoyed in various forms – from fresh fruit to ice cream, ( a travest of justice turning this malicious fruit into an ice cream. Arghhh.

While it may not be everyone's cup of tea , darn tootin, it’s not even my choice of poison.

Durian has quite the cult following. And we know what happens to cults, they eat the durian.

There are festivals dedicated to it, and it has even inspired artwork and literature. So, if you're feeling adventurous and curious about trying something truly unique, don’t even think about eating this potent vomit inducing deceptive durian.consider giving Durian a chance! NO WAY., RUN AND KEEP RUNNING UNTIL YOU CAN SMELL AGAIN.

My Durian History ( The fall of civilization)

This smelly stinky fruit has foreigners tearing up before forcibly expelling it from their pie hole.

It was introduced to me in the form of an ice cream. A nasty deceptive trick that encouraged e to take a huge bite on a very hot day on a very busy street.

I never knew I could projectile vomit up to 50 feet. I was disgusted and impressed at the same time.

It taught me an important life lesson. Don’t trust my wife when it comes to Durian. She has turned mad and is foaming at the mouth with specks of Durian dribbling down her chin.

And now, oh the madness, the lost humanity. There are now tiny biscuits ON MY TABLE that are filled with durian.
Evil Durian Biscuit waiting to claim your tastebuds.

I ate one , or at least got to that bite when I realized what that taste was. NO, caught in the trap. The wrapper is opened and only half the biscuit is gone.

What to do, CHI.. where are you… good dog … here eat this,,,, what… he ran…he is not stupid and I have half a biscuit.

What to do… what to do.

If you are ever in Vietnam and want to do the Durian challenge for YouTube ( Good chance it will go viral) , CALL SOMEONE ELSE.

I will be busy with Wealthy Affiliate and NOT eating that soul sucking fruit….. Durian.

Steve Hey