Blog Machine Vs. Niche Writing

byKWellman

1.4K followers

11 years ago

So what is blogging? (Um...uh...that thing with tons of words?) Well, it's a bit more complicated than that but in its essential form yes a page made up of words relating to either one or multiple ideas that intersect. (Blah blah) Exactly! In fact it is just someone going on about one thing over and over again the only difference is the people looking for this blah blah are actually interested in it. (They should just look elsewhere cause I ain't going to be of any help, I don't know anything) Lies! You do know something because you exist (Only in your head *giggles*) Fine but you are there, so what do you know? (I told you I don't know anything) You don't know what you like? You don't know what you dislike? You don't have thoughts about how someone does something that is different from you? You don't even know why you get up in the morning? (Okay so I know a few things but how could that ever help me blog? Isn't it like super duper complicated?)You never listen, it's easy! It's just learning more about something that interests you. (But what if what I'm interested in isn't what anyone else likes won't I just waste time?) Your ideas, while unique, are not the only thoughts that exist (Prove it, I seem pretty alone in here) Someone out there will want this knowledge as well. (pfft Suuurreee, In a land far far away where rainbows sing songs) *Rolls eyes* They do but lets move on. So how to write a Blog or even pick a Niche the steps.

1) Find something interesting to You, if you don't like it it won't be fun for anyone

2) Remember don't be to broad but don't leave yourself hanging from a tree branch that could break any minute. You get nothing if you over analyze until you go crazy (Explains so much about us...)

3) Find more information on a topic and if you can't then you haven't read any books recently or surfed the web correctly. (Speaking of books we need to read that one yea know with the swords and evil guys)

4) Give it something unique to gain people's interest (She gave me no choice! I demand a refund or a slice of this pie she is cutting up for all of you)

5) Always be out to both help others and make sure to make a little bit on the side (Don't trust her she really loves money)

6) Have Fun! This may be number six but it's very important so that you come back the next day

Well there's some tips. (Haha, tips yeah right she won't give any good tips) *Looks at voice* Do I need to lock you behind that door again? (NOOO! Please don't there are monsters and *whispers* really bad looking clothes *shivers in horror*) Then be nice for once or I'll dress you up in ugly clothes. (Oh God no I will be nice I swear. Those people that read your weird blog are definitely awesome) That's it I'm getting the faded unicorn dress with the skulls and the giant bone nose piercing! (See Ya! *Runs Away*) *Shakes fist at voice* I'll catch you one day! You can't run away forever! Bye :)