Hanging Out with Mrs. Google
Last Update: Apr 16, 2022
Right then, lots to do today, got about 5 billion new blog posts to read.
No time to chat, Mrs. Google is always busy, 24 hours per day!
What do you mean, you didn't know Google was a woman?
Should have been obvious, 'cos I'm hard to please!
Anyway, I'm in a good mood today, so I might even do a bit of indexing!
Ok, who wants to be first?
This looks promising, a fairly new site with lots of content already.
Hang on, I recognize that from somewhere.
Let's have a look through my trillions of pages...
Yes, thought so, it's all copied and pasted!
Honestly, why have you done that, did you think I wouldn't notice?
Sorry mate, you've got no chance!
Ok, another new site with lots of posts.
Oh really, none of them are over 500 words!
Do you think I'm going to waste my time with that when there are other sites with thousands of words on the same subject?
Oh great, this exercise site is one of my favorites!
Something new to read every day, hundreds of in-depth posts that answer real questions.
And they're even kind enough to point out the important bit by coloring it in!
You can go straight to page 1!
Oh no, this looks just like a shop!
There must be at least 7 ads in the sidebar and every single post has affiliate links in it.
They're obviously too busy trying to sell something instead of helping people.
That's not my cup of tea at all, I'm not going to put you anywhere on my top pages!
Last one for now.
"27 exotic pets that enjoy eating fried hamsters"
What? Nobody is going to be searching for that, I've never heard such nonsense.
Half of these website owners are wasting my time.
You have to answer real questions that make sense!
Not having a good day so far...
Will somebody please give me a site where the majority of the content genuinely answers questions, isn't trying to sell something and everything is in-depth and original?
Not too much to ask, is it?
Right, I've had enough for today, might pop over and see how Mrs. Bing and Mrs. Yahoo are getting on.
See you later, lots of love, Mrs. Google.
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