Shwni's "Dad Jokes" of The Day #7

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6 years ago

Dad Jokes

"YEY" I hear you all cry, only one more cringeworthy groaning "Dad Joke"

Yes, Yes it is, and what a cracker I have for you today.

Speaking of "Crackers" this one sounds like it came from inside of one, lol

So, Here we go, The last joke you will be reading off me unless you happen to read my obituary.... Hahahaha!

I was torn between a few cringe worthy jokes today, like...

Bono Joke

Bono and the Edge walked into a bar, and the barman said "Oh No! Not U2 again"

Or This One....

Dog Joke

"Yesterday I ate 2 pieces of string, and Today they came out the other end tied together

"I Sh!t You Knot"

But I decided on keeping it as corney as I could and I came up with this one... Enjoy :D

This really is one for the chilled out people that can handle a stupid, corney joke so please don't give me grief about it, LOL

Italian Chef Joke

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

A: He Pasta Way, we Cannoli do so much. His legacy will be a Pizza history.

Here today, gone Tomato, It's really sad that his life ran out of Thyme

Sending Olive my prayers to the family

His wife is really upset, Cheese still not over it

You have never Sausage a tragic thing

It's such a shame that some people have to die Fusilli reasons

It was a Farfalle from grace!

I'm not sure if you noticed but I managed to get a couple of extra crappy jokes in this post, it was quite subtle but they were there if you look hard enough, lol

I WON'T be Here All Week Ladies And Gentlemen, You Will be Glad to Hear The Jokes Have Finished :D