Oxymorons - Some "Just for Fun" reading.

Last Update: March 28, 2014

I Did Not Create This It Was Sent to My Email but I Wanted to Share

O x y m o r o n s
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
I dunno, why do we?


God Saw you hungry & created
McDonalds, Wendy's, and Dairy Queen.

He saw you thirsty & created
Coke, Juice, Coffee, and Water.

GOD saw you in the dark & created Light .

GOD saw you without a FRIEND.........

So He created ME

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Bill67 Premium
Heard some of these before. learned some new ones also. LOL Thank you
Sherion Premium
You are welcome. Glad you liked it.
Freedomseekr Premium
Lol, thanks so much for the laughs...I love that remote one, haha. I've done that many times, press even harder and it still won't work. 27 got me pretty good too...when you think of it that way, sitting in front of a dead tree eating candy out of our socks...
Thanks again Sherion!
Sherion Premium
You are welcome and I am glad that it made you laugh. I keep going back to read some of them again.
Jenna7 Premium
I can identify with the remote control one especially.............haha. I do that, I will press really hard and get frustrated before I change the batteries, duh. My mom does it too! Lol.
Sherion Premium
I also do that with my remote!
Trialynn Premium
If they were not true, they would not be half as funny. I laughed out loud at some of them!!
Sherion Premium
Really! I was thinking the same thing.
Nicolasa Premium
Can I ask where did you find those? They are quite clever......and true.
Sherion Premium
They were sent to me in an email from a friend. I don't know who did them! But, I just wanted to share.