OMG the words from my teenage daughters

byredvelvet

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Updated 12 years ago

I have spent the last 5 years asking my teenage daughters how to program my, mobile phone, computer, dvd player, or anything that has a digital drive.
So picture the scene the three of us are sitting up the dinner table discussing what our day had intailed, my oldest proceed to tell me that she had been allocated to the sales department and to promote her business on twitter, my youngest engaged us with her theories on health and social care improvements
Then two pairs of eyes turned to me and waited for my details of my day which goes like this..............
"I built myself a website add some plugins and made sure the seo was running sufficiently tracked down a google analyctic code. Wrote myself a few posts using the keywords which I collected from ZAAXY and made some new friends on a WA chat room, finishing the day with applying a link to my website from my chosen niche affiliate site................................ girls, close your mouth when eating its rude"