My Computer is Asleep, No Wakey!
Ladies and Gents, I believe a strange Bug has been sent around by ToLiNoLi, and it has infiltrated my computer!
My Computer is Asleep, No Wakey, and Can't Wake Up!
This morning I woke up from my CJ hangover, and rolled over to my computer, and hit the keys but it just kept sleeping! Note this is my FIRST EVER WA Post exclusively made from my smartphone!
They are now reacting like Bad Pussycats on the "Clown Juice"!
It's "eyes" were flashing at me on the bottom of the screen, but kept shining in Gold color as if it were mocking me saying "Haha, you Don't Know Why I'm Sleeping. And you NEVER WILL!! Have a great Summer, you Inebriated Clown!!!
Just like HAL in "2001: A Space Odyssey.
I asked My Clone Robot (the handsome Gentleman standing next to the Smiley Clown in my profile pic) to scan my computer for any anomalies or irregularities in the hardware.
Thankfully I purchased the 36 month extended parts warranty when I bought the computer, it is really paying great dividends now.
There is a computer service man coming over tomorrow afternoon (HE is also covered in the warranty) who will hopefully Wake My Computer Up!
Until then as I'm doing now, I am commenting here and writing this Post all on my smartphone, which for me it is quite an annoying pain the a**s!
Thank God I have the Real Clown Juice to keep me company! Don't know how I'd manage without it!
Wish Me Luck Tomorrow, I will need it!
More Unhappy, Short Nubby and Stubby Fingers for Me in the Morning!
Arghhh.....
YES, I really do feel like an Elephant in the Gym!"
Although I may be wearing suspenders,
I won't keep anyone from suspending!
No worries my friends, neither Short Nubby and Stubby Fingers, Smiley Clowns, or Nasty Pussycats will keep me from slowing down my writing!
Letcha know what happens tomorrow!
Cheers,
Kaju
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Kaju... Wait! I'm lost! I'm still looking for that handsome Gentleman standing next to the clown. Could you give a better description? I can't seem to find him. Maybe it just that my eyes are bleary! Maybe something else is wrong. Maybe you are having a nightmare and it's you that can't wakey wakey! Oh, My!
The plot thickens!
Hahaha! Good one Wendi! You're right, its not a handsome gentlemen, its a robot that tested the clown juice and scans for anomalies. It probably caused the system to break down :)
Hey, seriously, I hope you get your computer fixed. I had to use my phone one whole day, too. It was awful. Good luck tomorrow.
Wendi :)
Oh no, what a nightmare, Kaju! Your computer must have got mixed up with the potions and taken the Sleeping Draught by accident.
It must have been so painful writing the post on your smartphone. I think I would have skipped a day.
I'll keep my fingers crossed for you tomorrow - hopefully the service guy is more alert than your computer.
Painful beyond belief, what a terrible, terrible experience Sammy! Worse is trying to crop the pictures, OMG! My nubby fibgers, I couldn't get ti right...oops must be the CJ again, I notiuced thes spellign errors!
Do you mean "spell" Carol? Maybe he should speak first, he can help me transcribe this also in different languages!
Misspelled speel on purpose to see if you were on the juice! Maybe you could teach him to do the talk to type thing....you dictate, he types! Think of the millions you could make from that program!
I have already taught him to skip rope, and he has taken some simple dictation from me already. He also does a pretty good impersonation of me when I'm drinking the juice :)
And he looks just like you! Your audience would never know the difference until he started jumping rope in rhythm to the music!
Oh yes, definitely Carol. That was why he got him in the first place so that he doesn't get grief if he is having a night away from the band. He sends the robot in his place and it looks like it is Kaju and is playing the guitar lol.
There is a story to this one lol. xxx
I am sure he does like to go out at the weekend with you because he knows you will buy him cookies. I know what he might even like better, a nice slice of apple pie from the Magnolia Bakery in NYC, we had some and it was delish.
BTW, Carol is not being nice to your robot as she keeps saying it's an imposter. I have no idea where she gets that from and it is your double so how can it be an imposter. xxx
Oh it is definitely a clone, never an imposter. An imposter would just cause trouble for you, not do the things that you do as you do them. You need him to stand in for you not get you more grief lol. xxx
Initially I thought he was an imposter because he was going onstage instead of Kaju, but now I know it's a clone clown doing his master's bidding!
If you go to Kaju's blogs and read the one from 22nd May about 85% of Success is showing up, you will then see the need for Kaju to have a robot or clone that can help him out lol. xxx
I never knew you sen it or even read that blog, let alone you knew the date? Wow, impressive!
Pleased to hear that friend, lucky you just waking up, I have been out to work and am now back home again. xxx
I replied to you on that blog and said to you that you needed a robot to stand in for you. i thought my memory was bad as well lol. xxx
Oh did you? I am getting confused where these blogs are. So many. Yeah, but the robot did a good job on the stand-in.:)
You are trying to do too much all at the one time, you need to slow down for a couple days and just chill and enjoy a relaxing weekend. You know where I am if you want to talk about anything friend. xxx
Oh no, that ain't good friend, you need to remember to get the make-up that is for sensitive skin just. Any others are no good. Hope you are not scratching lol. xxx
I would agree with you on that one friend that you need some rest as you have been busy recently. xxx
Yes, very clever, too. Because anyone meeting him while walking in their sleep would never know if it's you or him. By the way, does he have a name?
That's rough :(
Technology, you can't live with it and you can't live without it.
Hope things get better for you soon :)
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I gotta ask the number 1 IT question...have you rebooted your machine? ;). In all truthfulness though I've seen issues like this being cleared by unplugging the machine for say 10 minutes then plugging it back in and trying again.
Yeah Thanks Merlyn, I've tried rebooting several times and No Luck. Waiting for the service man now, will give a report later
So what's this "clown juice"? I might need some unless it's gonna put my computer to sleep. Good luck getting it fixed Kaju, I can imagine using my smart phone to write. Not a happy thought! Wish you the best my friend.
What a terrible experience using your smartphone to write a WA blog post Florencio, I don't wish this on anyone:(
YES, we can all use some, it is purported to have mysterious powers! As for what's the secret Clown Juice, perhaps this might answer some of your questions: Mystery of the “Real Clown Juice” now REVEALED!
Thanks so much for this, you had me laughing out loud here to the fact that my son and daughter were just looking and wondering what was going on.
Can you please stop giving these mental images as they can be rather disturbing, I mean you wearing suspenders, that I would like to see lol.
Sorry to hear that your computer has overdosed on the CJ Fumes but you're not meant to breathe on it when you're drinking this as it is rather toxic to poor computers. Didn't you read the label?
Hope Stefan didn't drop by when you were in your clown juice stupor and kill your computer. That will learn you not to have too much in the one go lol. xxx
Very true, the CJ fumes must have caused the computer to pass out, I forgot to read the label - but that's okay that only meant more Clown Juice for me.
And when you're "on the juice" anything can happen, which is why I decided to go into my closet and put on the suspenders!
The soles (which can be seen from a low flying helicopter) are black, if that's what you mean.
Why are they up in the air, were you throwing them at the computer when it wouldn't wake up lol.
Have you got it fixed yet? xxx
You know I wasn't talking about the shoes Mr, but were they black and red with lace on them or were they just a plain colour. Did you have the fish net tights and the 3 inch heels on too lol? xxx
I have come to realise that what you call suspenders and what we look on as being suspenders are two totally different things lol. I will send you a photo of each lol. Xxx
i take it that you saw the differences then and understood why I found it funny and what the mental image was like that I got lol.
If you haven't seen the message I don't know what you are saying WOW to lol. xxx
Awwww what can I say except that you have just made me sad as you have ruined my mental image now that I know what you are on about. You should have stuck with my one lol.
BTW what you call suspenders we in the UK call them braces. xxx
We call those g.s. suspenders C! Yes a good visual indeed!
(guess what the g.s. stands for?)
Yes Yoko, my computer is rebelling against ME!!
It's mad because I haven't taken IT for a walk, and for some warm sunshine and a chocolate ice cream cone :)!
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It's great that you are still in such great spirits. I was a computer tech for quite a few years. And one thing that happens is computers can become glitchy.
Hold the power button down until the lights go out. Wait about 5 minutes then use the power button again to restart the machine.
This may fix your problem... If not you have a tech on the way. :-)
Good Luck to you!!
Thanks Glen, I tried that "power button" thing several times (even counted each time to "15 Mississippi!") and it still stayed asleep.
Hopeful about tomorrow with the new RC adjustment.
One last thing is to remove the battery, disconnect it from power. And then hold down the power button...
If that doesn't do it. Then you'll need help for sure...
Let us know the outcome...
- Glen
Thanks. Will do. :):)
Just curious, how's the computer quandaries? Any relief yet?
Wow, it's all fixed now, Can't believe you missed the crazy conclusion Glen! Bizarre Slugfest Fixing My Computer!