Hi folks, I was on my morning brainstorm when I typed two words "how to" check what google showed me I typed two words "how to" check what google showed me

In the first second, as I read the first line, it seemed like Google was trying to make me an accomplice of something... or even frame me up!

I was already imagining police breaking into my house, confiscating my computer's to check web history and cookies....


Then, I read the next couple of lines and saw...... it was just a tv show... PFEEWWW....

nasty google...

;)

Wish you all a great day!

Cheers

Pedro

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nicoleb10 Premium
Love it! Apparently is is a very used question! A lot of people will type it in just to see what turns up.
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jtaienao Premium
Too funny Pedro. Thanks for sharing.
Jerome
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HVella Premium
Made me smile, you can never be too careful however.
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MizBurke314 Premium
Somebody at Google must have been bored earlier....
Good post. Made me smile!
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I-Pedro-I Premium
heeheh

for sure ;)

Always good to get a smile out of someone ;)

cheers
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flafun53 Premium
Hi Pedro.. I saw that in my search engine too.. Pictured the same thing.. lol
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I-Pedro-I Premium
can be scary ;)
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JewelCarol Premium
So funny, thanks Pedro.:)
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I-Pedro-I Premium
Thnx Jewel ;)

you are welcome
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Jim-Bo Premium
acid bath is probably the best way, lol
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I-Pedro-I Premium
ya saw that on Breaking Bad season 1

you just can't forget to use the special plastic tub ;)
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VanceH Premium
Great post , thanks for the laughs

- Vance
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I-Pedro-I Premium
Eh eh
My pleasure Vange

;)
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front9agency Premium
Ha ha! How to get away WITH A MURDERER could also imply a killer is taking you on vacation. Good luck with that. :)
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I-Pedro-I Premium
Lol

I should watch over my shoulder

Geezzz
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PatrickM1 Premium
Hi Pedro - What was your "motive" to type in such a search :). Thanks for sharing.
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I-Pedro-I Premium
Lol I just typed "how to" rest was suggested by Mr shady google....
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dgurtner Premium
lol!
of course, it's in your search history because that what you were searching
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I-Pedro-I Premium
Dammit you got me there....

Actually is not, when I search stuff like that I do it in incognito mode ;)

Cheers
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dgurtner Premium
I use a VPN with the location in the Netherlands or Singapore then go to StartPage using the Tor browser.
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I-Pedro-I Premium
Lol

Th@t is equally shady ;)
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dgurtner Premium
I should step it up by doing those searches from a local coffee shop, sitting in a rental car outside in the parking lot, wearing my wife's hoodie and a ski mask, working from my son's laptop lol
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botipton Premium
If you hear a strange knock on your door hide.
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mickeyb123 Premium
That is something I gotta see!
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I-Pedro-I Premium
I have a welcome sign, please come in, my dog needs to feed ;)
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botipton Premium
Now I like that one I am going to have to remember it.
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botipton Premium
When I typed in How To I got How to make Slime
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I-Pedro-I Premium
lol

that must be tasty ;)
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cizamazula Premium
hehehehe!
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I-Pedro-I Premium
Funny huh ? GOT ME WORRIED FOR A SECOND
;)
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Chezbrown Premium
Like it Pedro and at least is said murderer and not just murder or we may have had cause for concern lol. xx
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I-Pedro-I Premium
Looks like Google must go to school ;)
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JaemiO Premium
Lol thanks for the laugh, Pedro!
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I-Pedro-I Premium
You are welcome ;)
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RDoren Premium
You gave me a chuckle. Thanks. Bob
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I-Pedro-I Premium
Eheh

Glad, because that was the intent

Cheers
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mickeyb123 Premium
No one knows hat evil lurks in the mind(s) of Google!!

(Dumdedum... only the shadow knows)
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I-Pedro-I Premium
Lol

Indeed

Google is up to something ;)
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waian Premium
Yeah, I was searching yesterday and that suggestion popped up for me as well lol.
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I-Pedro-I Premium
wicked google ;)
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ericpierre Premium
Haha! Google got you! Thanks for sharing Pedro.
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I-Pedro-I Premium
ehhe yes it did Pierre!

Sneaky bastard...

eheh :P
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MHulsizer Premium
Lol! Too funny!
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I-Pedro-I Premium
Thnx, that was the Idea ;)

Cheers
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Kyle Premium
That is one of the most popular netflix series of all time, if you haven't watched it, it is a good watch. Definitely a little concerning though I bet when you see this is the first thing that comes up! lol
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I-Pedro-I Premium
Hi Kyle, I haven't heard of it, I'll take a look because I'm always in search of good series!

I was joking when I posted this but, my first reaction when I saw the 1st result was something in between of amazed, curious and stressed!

lol

Cheers
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Ivine Premium
Hi Pedro, all good fun. Irv.
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I-Pedro-I Premium
ya Irv,

Nothing like a good laugh :P

hope all is well with you!

cheers m8
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HarveyBrown Premium
There are a lot of "how to," on the internet. That is what makes it a wonderful and yet very scary place.
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I-Pedro-I Premium
You right Harvey,

Especially if you look for the type of
"make money online overnight free"

cheers m8
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SophiaGaris Premium
They make it so much harder for those of us who have something real to offer to find people who are willing to do the work. It's despicable.
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JohnWRaleigh Premium
I am not laughing at you, I am laughing at the situation.
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I-Pedro-I Premium
E hehehe

Awesome John feel free to laught at me ;)

Cheers
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Loes Premium
Haha, strange suggestion, here are some good laughs too
http://www.boredpanda.com/50-strange-and-funny-google-suggestions/
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rene4me Premium
hahaaa-but should watch or go incog in searches:) LOL
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I-Pedro-I Premium
Yeah, great advice! I will start to be more careful and research in incognito mode ;)

Just in case

eheheh
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Mike-Writes Premium
Lol! Good one. :)
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I-Pedro-I Premium
ehhehe Thnx Mike!

Cheers
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Suzii Premium
Lol
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KMeyer Premium
Lol!
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I-Pedro-I Premium
Tricky google huh!?

ehehe
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SuzaMarie Premium
Thanks for the chuckle!
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I-Pedro-I Premium
heheh best way to start the day ;)

cheers
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DBlanchard Premium
Lol!!! Good one Pedro!! :))
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I-Pedro-I Premium
Thank you Danis,

just for a morning laugh ;)

Cheers m8
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ABromley Premium
google does work in mysterious ways
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I-Pedro-I Premium
Indeed ;)

there was a fraction of time when I thought.... wTF?

eheh

cheers
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Josh From Oz Premium
Haha, nice one.
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I-Pedro-I Premium
hehehe,

crossed my mind, seriously! I was even afraid of clicking it!

lol
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