My Content is Long! - That's What She Said!

Last Update: July 19, 2017

My best friend's thirteen-year old son always jokes around and says, "That's what she said," to any conversation that closely resembled something sexual in nature.

If I said, "That banana is long," he'd respond, "That's what she said."

If his younger sister started to cry after spilling her drink, "I'm wet," his quick comeback is, "That's what she said."

I called my friend and she had me on speakerphone, while I was telling her about my website and how I want, high quality, long content, and her son hollers in the background, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

My friend is tech savvy so when she commented on a high quality, seemingly over-sized image on a draft post I was showing her, she uttered, "That's too big!" Of course the son shouts out from his bedroom, "That's what she said!"

I told my friend that I can put the image on the right hand side, and she countered, "It's not enough room." The kid's voice is getting more vibrant, "That's what she said!"

We were starting to talk about setting up apps, and my friend is an expert, "This won't take long." The young man offered, "That's what she said!"

Mom starts getting annoyed and yelled back, "Shut your pie hole and get back to work!" And another, "That's what she said!"

My exasperated friend goes, "I've had enough!" The teenager jumps on it, "That's what she said!"

I attempted to help, "You keep that up, I won't come on your birthday." Oops! "That's what she said!"

So, that's the story of how my first over-the-phone WA referral pitch went. I lasted less than 5 minutes - DON"T YOU SAY IT! ;)

Cheers!

Don

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RikaSF Premium
Thanks for sharing Don. Love it!
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donyutuc Premium
Thanks Rika!

Your online accessories list by the way, I'm just wondering if you're going to update it with the other things suggested by some members? Just curious.

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Don
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RikaSF Premium
I am. Just need to find a bit of time.
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Sueg2b Premium
Haha! I love it! Great story! Thanks for sharing!
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donyutuc Premium
Thanks Ms Sue, how do you do!

You and I started the same month and we're probably progressing about the same pace. Are you close to finishing Course 2 yet? Just curious. I'm on lesson 9, Course 2.

Cheers!
Don
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Sueg2b Premium
I'm on court 2 lesson one. My computer crashed a couple weeks ago and put me behind. Glad to hear you're making progress.
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donyutuc Premium
Oh no, Sue! My laptop is about to give up although I have a desktop and I go to 2 nearby public libraries for a change of pace.

Keep in touch, please. Thanks!

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Don
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MKearns Premium
Good example of patterning Don!
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donyutuc Premium
Thanks Michael! Also, thanks for the Rubics Cube post!

Cheers!
Don
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HarveyBrown Premium
Amusing Don, I hope that is not what she said.
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donyutuc Premium
Lol! You're funny too, Mr. Harvey!

Congratulations on your 3k followers!

Cheers!
Don
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Emeolu Premium
Thanks for sharing.
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donyutuc Premium
You're welcome, Chukuemeka!

By the way, are you hearing much about Lonzo Ball in L.A.? Just curious.

Cheers!
Don
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