My Content is Long! - That's What She Said!

Last Update: Jul 20, 2017

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My best friend's thirteen-year old son always jokes around and says, "That's what she said," to any conversation that closely resembled something sexual in nature.

If I said, "That banana is long," he'd respond, "That's what she said."

If his younger sister started to cry after spilling her drink, "I'm wet," his quick comeback is, "That's what she said."

I called my friend and she had me on speakerphone, while I was telling her about my website and how I want, high quality, long content, and her son hollers in the background, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

My friend is tech savvy so when she commented on a high quality, seemingly over-sized image on a draft post I was showing her, she uttered, "That's too big!" Of course the son shouts out from his bedroom, "That's what she said!"

I told my friend that I can put the image on the right hand side, and she countered, "It's not enough room." The kid's voice is getting more vibrant, "That's what she said!"

We were starting to talk about setting up apps, and my friend is an expert, "This won't take long." The young man offered, "That's what she said!"

Mom starts getting annoyed and yelled back, "Shut your pie hole and get back to work!" And another, "That's what she said!"

My exasperated friend goes, "I've had enough!" The teenager jumps on it, "That's what she said!"

I attempted to help, "You keep that up, I won't come on your birthday." Oops! "That's what she said!"

So, that's the story of how my first over-the-phone WA referral pitch went. I lasted less than 5 minutes - DON"T YOU SAY IT! ;)

Cheers!

Don

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Typical teenager and probably after a while you will be writing another post with something else he is saying :)

No Don, I dare not say it!
I think that teenager needs a change of scenery. Lol!

Lol. Have a great evening, Don.

Have a great evening, too, Doc! Sorry I'm a day late. Gotta get rid of the second job! LOL!

I'm literally laughing out loud.

That's what she said!

Funny post thanks for sharing! XD

Lol, Ms. Sierra! Or should I say, Master Sierra? LOL!

Seriously though, I want to get a graduate degree too. How far along are you? (That's what HE SAID - lol)

Cheers!
Don

Education is important ahaaha But this is my first year. I decided to go back earlier this yr and am taking prerequisites for the program I'm looking to get into.

When WA takes for me I just may reconsider.


Namaste

Well, I'm glad I'm following you! I'll try & get to your website later. I'm on my way to my second job right now. Do you mind sending it to me PM or on my profile so I don't miss it?

I'm 12 days behind answering all my emails. SO...

Cheers Ms Sierra! Namaste & Sat-sari akal (The word of God is true!)

Don

healthymindshelpremind.com

Let me know your thoughts afterwards please.

God bless

Great website, Sierra! I was pleasantly surprised to see your subtitle, "The Law of Attraction." If you haven't seen any of my Affirmation posts, here's one of them - I bookmarked your website in Chrome so I can go back as you add more content. I would have wanted to leave a comment. Please let me know when you've "enabled" comments.

Your graphics are wonderful! I like the brain with all the positive thoughts/words! Thanks for letting me visit!

Cheers!
Don

I appreciate your feedback and I'll check out your posts!

And the comments are enabled, it's located under the title of my blog next to the date. If you don't see it let me know and I'll figure out how to enable it.

Thank you for your advice

Now that's funny right there!!!!......I know..I know...ha

Lol, Carson. This is what you're talking about on your profile, having fun along the way type thing, right? Lol.

Cheers!
Don

Thanks for sharing Don. Love it!

Thanks Rika!

Your online accessories list by the way, I'm just wondering if you're going to update it with the other things suggested by some members? Just curious.

Cheers!
Don

I am. Just need to find a bit of time.

Haha! I love it! Great story! Thanks for sharing!

Thanks Ms Sue, how do you do!

You and I started the same month and we're probably progressing about the same pace. Are you close to finishing Course 2 yet? Just curious. I'm on lesson 9, Course 2.

Cheers!
Don

I'm on court 2 lesson one. My computer crashed a couple weeks ago and put me behind. Glad to hear you're making progress.

Oh no, Sue! My laptop is about to give up although I have a desktop and I go to 2 nearby public libraries for a change of pace.

Keep in touch, please. Thanks!

Cheers!
Don

Good example of patterning Don!

Thanks Michael! Also, thanks for the Rubics Cube post!

Cheers!
Don

Amusing Don, I hope that is not what she said.

Lol! You're funny too, Mr. Harvey!

Congratulations on your 3k followers!

Cheers!
Don

Thanks for sharing.

You're welcome, Chukuemeka!

By the way, are you hearing much about Lonzo Ball in L.A.? Just curious.

Cheers!
Don

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