Good morning jokes
Good morning jokes
Hi, good morning everyone!
There we were, two adults and a 13 year old, discussing chicken jokes; as you do.
The jokes turned to “Why did the chicken cross the road?” but the 13 year old said “Squirrel” instead of “Chicken.”
So Why did the Squirrel cross the road?Because he was nuts.
Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he went bananas.
Why did the fox wag his tail crossing the road?He wanted to BRUSH away his tracks.
Why did the chicken cross the road?I don’t EGGSactly know.
Why did the Curry cross the road? He was tooo hot.
Why did the Elephant cross the road?To make a trunk call.
Why did the spider cross the road?To get on the world wide web.
Why did the bee cross the road?He got a buzz out of it.
It is amazing how much fun and giggles we had over such a silly idea.
Those moments are precious. Thank you for reading.
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Hi Shona, Thank you for reading. Lol.