A Funny Thanksgiving Poem for All!

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Turkey, turkey, on the plate,

I can hardly wait to eat.

Mashed potatoes, gravy too,

I'll eat until I'm black and blue.


Pumpkin pie, oh my oh my,

I'll eat until I start to cry.

Whipped cream, don't forget the scoop,

I'll eat until I'm in a stupor.


But then I'll wake up from my nap,

And realize I've eaten too much crap.

I'll groan and moan and start to whine,

And swear I'll never do it again next time.


But then next year rolls around,

And I'll be back to chow down.

I'll eat until I'm sick and sore,

And then I'll do it all once more.

Courtesy of Bing :D

What are you guys eating today?

Teri

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Awesome, Teri! I had to take some heartburn medication afterwards! 🦃

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I napped, lol!

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I was gone a short time after I got home too, Teri!

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Love it Teri!!

And a very Happy Thanksgiving Day my friend!

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TYVM, Jessie!

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You're most welcome my friend! :-)

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That's great, Teri...I'm having turkey with all the fixing plus pecan pie. I hope you have a very Happy Thanksgiving!

Susan

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The same here, but I had a slice of both pecan and sweet potato pie.šŸ˜‰šŸ˜˜

I made dressing and gravy w turkey necks. I usually add other giblets, but bad for cholesterol.

It made a lot of gravy, so cut the big turkey breast in half for Christmas, plus w gravy.

I made collard greens w bacon and green beans. I cook cranberries w drk brown sugar and 1/3 Capt Morgan's rum and 2/3 water. Yum!

Teri

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Now that sounds delish! Nicely done. I’m sure your meal was a hit :-)

Great stuff (ing), Teri!

I'm having some chicken and vegetables. I'm thinking about going out and getting some pecan pie, but time will tell.

How's the arm? I hope you're doing well and having a great Thanksgiving.

Dave

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Arm is doing well. I have to be sure to stretch it out a lot cuz it's always bent doing PC stuff.

Thanks back, Dave :DšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜‰šŸ˜˜šŸ”

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