OMG! - This is absolutely insanely incredible!
It is OFFICIAL - this TechniSmart dude that goes by the name of Mike, Saved My Business Today!
Captain James T Kirk Speaks:
Captain's Log - Stardate 25 25.02 aboard the Starship InterJim...
"Well, one can only say things like "Shiver me timbers and aharr and pieces of eight"....
...because today whilst returning from a long voyage 6 months aboard the "Starship InterJim" in a galaxy far far away...
Kirk retorts: "Shut up Yoda, you wanna see my dark side, huh?"...and It's CAPTAIN!!!
Kirk Continues his log entry...
..."The Ship encountered anomalies...months and months of anomalies.
Starship InterJim (my website: affiliatemarketingtipstoday.com ) was suffering from months setbacks, and techy stuff going wrong, see?
Mike beamed in and...being a techy type (trained at Starfleet for sure)......
He knew what those anomalies were and he fixed em up for me BIG TIME and he has now saved The Starship InterJim (website business) from going under. For sure!!!
I was running at about 5% of what I could have done for 6 months. And my problem remains no longer....
I recommend this man be given a medal for what he achieved with just a few keystrokes that I couldn't 100% deal with for 6 months...(I fixed it about 95% by trial and error for 6 months) but it still kinda sucked...the frustrations I tell ya!
With an effortless flick of his wrist and a few clicks of his antiquated mouse device he rerouted all my power through the primary conduits...
...or something
...something that our current engineer (me) couldn't have done without the manual...
But Now?...
...My website and my progress are going to improve somewhat...
Thanks again to Scotty! TechniSmart - aka Mike, for the BIG help.
SILENCE PLEASE, CADETS!
AMBASSADOR SPOCK WILL NOW SPEAK:
"Chief Engineer TechniSmart - By Order Of Starfleet Command - And On Behalf of the Federation, Captain Kirk and The Crew of The Starship InterJim...I present to you this medal of HONOUR for your OUTSTANDING acts of tech-know-how and your bravery that was above and beyond the call of duty...
Also bestowed upon you this day by Starfleet HQ - A Promotion to "Admiral Mike (Scotty) TechniSmart!"
Only one of these medals was ever given before - many hundreds of years ago in another dimension (but that is a story for another time and another place!!!)
It is a great privilege to have had you working aboard the Starship InterJim and you have permission to beam back in any time you are in our neighbourhood.
Take this Medal, and Arise Admiral!
So folks, there it is! If you get stuck on techy stuff like I was - don't leave it 6 months...talk to Mike! He may be able to help! If he's not on an away mission, that is! or even aboard the Starship InterJim in a Galaxy far, far away!
http s://youtu.be/2BWtSFLo0tE (delete the gap between http and S)
Keep on Rockin' On, Mike!
All the best from:
Captain Jimbo, Spock, Yoda and the crew of The federation ship InterJim...
Live Long and Prosper!
:)
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Holy Baboons Batman,
Nice work Mike. I'll have to figure the rest later on over a lithium crystal cocktail....Dick
you must try the cocktail with di-lithium, that extra molecule is what gives it the kick :)
I'm a Vulcan, not an English Teacher, Jim!
oops, wait - I AM an English teacher actually! lol
I almost spelt di-lithium with a DY
is it a real element or made up for star trek?
I think my warp coils are at 100% power now...engage warp engines Mr Sulu! Warp factor ten heading for success and beyond...
Uhura was caught in bed with a man from an unknown planet and has since been relieved of her duties! lol
Jimbo
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Three cheers for Mike. Thank God for people like him. Best wishes for 2016.
5 cheers!