It's Wednesday, Time To Chill And Have A Chuckle

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Updated 9 years ago

Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their butt with an ipad.

Daughter: Mommy, what's it like to have the most awesome daughter in the world ?
Mother: I don't know, ask your grandmother.

As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought "Dogs are easily amused." Them I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail.

One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if I could help her check her balance... so I pushed her over

Ain't it funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind your car.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, If you throw it hard enough . . .

Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings...

This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.
The driver got out and he was a dwarf.
He said, "I'm not happy."
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, it's because no one else wanted them.

It's amazing how fast your mood can change when you step in some water with socks on.

Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

Don't blame the holidays, you were fat in August.

I want to die like my grandfather, in his sleep, not like his screaming passengers

I made a HUGE mistake… I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub she looked at me and she instantly knew I've been lying to her for years.

Smile And Be Happy

Billy

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Michelle04

9 years ago

Those are hilarious! :)

billybrown1

9 years ago

Thanks Michelle,
Billy

wendai

9 years ago

Thanks for the Friday chuckles. Wendy.

billybrown1

9 years ago

You're welcome Wendy
Billy

randyjohnson

9 years ago

Thank you so much I needed this more the you will ever know.

billybrown1

9 years ago

Thank you so much Randy,
Comments like yours makes it all worthwhile
Thanks Again
Billy

SowAndReap

9 years ago

Thanks! :) It's always great to laugh!

billybrown1

9 years ago

Thanks Evelyn,
Good to hear from you, keep smiling
Billy

LittleClaire

9 years ago

That put a smile on my face, thank you :D
C

billybrown1

9 years ago

Thanks Claire,
I'm pleased that it made you smile
Billy

WKnoepp

9 years ago

Thanks for the chuckle.

billybrown1

9 years ago

No problem Werner
Billy

iceskater20

9 years ago

Cute! Funnies to start the day!

billybrown1

9 years ago

One of the best ways to start the day Dwanna,
Billy

GaryMoorey1

9 years ago

Thanks Billy , laughter is always the best medicine , A Baby Polar Bear Goes Up To His Mum and asks Mum, am I really a Polar Bear, she says of course you are son, Your, Brothers, Sisters Grandma and Grandpa and even your Dad are all real Polar Bears, and the Baby Polar Bear Say's then why am I so Flippin Cold Then ? .