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Once upon a time...

Two guys walk into a bar...

One needed stitches.

The End.

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Hahaha

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A horse walked into a bar and the barman said "why the long face?" The horse replied "its the beer mate in here its very expensive". One of the regular customers said "crikey wow that's odd the barman asked that horse if he was OK, he is really miserable normally I don't know why we come in here he never speaks to us"

Haha. Nice. Love it

=)

:)

A bartender asked me if I had any pictures of my wife naked, I said no, of course not, Bartenders says You want to buy some?

Haha!

Two guys. Walk into a bar, which is kind of stupid since after the first guy hit it, the second one should have seen it .

Very true. Touche'

Andrew

There was an explosion in a mine that drove a crowbar clear through the head of one of the miners, pinning him to a wall. He survived, and was a case study for brain research.

There were a lot of jokes starting "A guy goes into a bar..."
This is the only one I know where a bar goes into a guy.

An Irishman walks out of a bar >> Yeah, like that every happened,

Interesting. My 8 year old got me with that joke. it cracked me up
Thanks
Andrew

Thats a good one lol. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? He's alright now.

Isn’t he married to a woman who also lost her leg on an accident. Her name is Ilene...

Haha!

Don't know, and got the details wrong - he was a railroad construction worker, not a miner, in that true story. I first heard about it long ago in a Psychology class. The main difference the other workers noticed was that he cussed a lot more. And he didn't live all that much longer, it's just amazing that he survived at all. And according to the wikipedia article, he got more like his previous self eventually.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage
His name was Phineas Gage, and this is only humor (slapstick) because it happened so long ago, and in the context of the slapstick joke it is responding to.

??????

I met a one legged waitress. She works at IHOP

BOO! 🤪

I was making love to my girlfriend and I caught a peeping Tom at the window. He was booing me.

HAHA. You guys are a trip!

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