The benefits of being tall

byAdamReger

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3 years ago

Hello everyone, hopefully you're all having an awesome day. Well today we are going to go over the benefits of being tall. There are many benefits of being tall especially in this current modern day society. Let's go over the benefits of being tall:

1. First off, I have to say they are protective and nurturing, probably even nicer than us shorter people( I remember back in my high school years.....yuck.... I had a taller guy stood up for me, I got into it with some ugly overweight guy in the bus calling me names and throwing racial insults. It just kept escalating and he wanted people to join him. Let's just say my taller friend put him in his place and he got all quiet and scared LOL, taller people always have our backs, everytime I fight or ignore people it keeps escalating)
2. Tall people are smarter(many studies state that taller people are typically smarter....typically)
3. Your risk of diabetes is lower(if you're a woman, seems believable, women do live longer then men and are more heatlh conscious, take better care of their bodies)
4. Tall individuals may be paid more at work(Is it because they have a more confident attitude?, or people look up to them?...literally LOL)
5. Taller people are less likely to suffer from dementia(Personally, I'm not sure if thats accurate, I used to work with dementia patients and they came in all shapes and sizes)
6. Taller people are at lower risk for heart disease(While your tall height may put you at risk for certain heart troubles, such as atrial fibrilation(AKA an irregular heartbeat), it could protect you from catastrophic heart failure).
7. Taller people are happier(They are less likely to suffer from anxiety and depression, probably because they are less likely to deal with drama,,,but it still happens)
8. Taller people are more productive(Are they really?, Well I do admire their confidence)
9. The weather is great up there(Well the weather may be a tad warmer to them, but becareful short people, don't be too mean to them, they might spit on you and tell you it's raining LOL).
10. Taller people are more handsome/hot. (well despite their charming and confident personalites we shorter people are cuter and we can be confident too :))

To anyone who's on the tall side. Hopefully you had fun reading this. It may be a bit tacky and cringy, but hey this was just for fun, and I'm just complimenting all of you. We need more of that on this tiny rock with an atmosphere.

What will we shorter people do without you taller people? Always having our backs. LOL When I need help reaching something you are there to help. Also, I help them for reaching stuff on the bottom shelf and crawling in tight places. Even helping me walk on my legs when I had an asthma attack. Not sure if I'll be able to help them walk since they're most likely to weigh more than me. I'll just ask another short person to help. They can grab one side and I'll grab the other side.

Anyways maybe that was a little cringy. LOL You all have a wonderful day. Stay positive and upbeat. :)