My Ridiculous Rant at my daily frustration at learning

by1joeknight

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7 years ago

Hers is My Ridiculous Rant at my daily frustration at attempting to
learn the things here at WA.

I decided to post this rant because I realize how hilarious my actions
are and how at times we assign human personalities to things that are
inanimate objects.

I log into WA and go to the training.( this particular day I'm trying
to add tabs' to my website)
I watch Kyle video on adding tabs' and read the article that is with
twice
It seems a bit complicate to me I decide to keep separate windows
open so I can stop and start the video and work on the tabs' step by step.

So I Spend about half installing the tabs', well of course it looks nothing like
Kyle tabs' in his video and of the tabs' are not where I want them to on
my site and they don't work.(GRRRR).
My site looks terrible and for some reason I cannot get it to look like I want it
to, now I can't even get the tabs' installed.

My anger starts to mount. I take a few deep breaths and start from the
beginning

after about 20 minutes I think I'm done, check my site and tabs' are
still not where I want them to be and still not working
Being the genius I'm I scream at my laptop call it a bunch of terrible
names that I cannot repeat here.

Then I curse out Kyle for being smarter than I'm and every one here at WA
that is having more success than I'm thrown my laptop to the other side of the
couch yell at it some more and get even angrier because now I feel like my
laptop is mocking me.
I use all of my will power not to throw my evil laptop out the window.

I go seat in a chair far from my laptop , my dog and cat both come over to me.
They seem to checking on me to see if I'm OK.
My cat parks himself on the back of my chair the dog (who is 75lb lab/boxer /Pitt mix)
decides he is just going climb onto my lap and start licking my face,

I tell him to get off of me( I'm still mad at my evil mocking laptop) my dog sees this
as me telling him lets play.
I tell my dog "LEAVE ME ALONE YOU IDIOT!) I'm now projecting how I feel about
myself onto my dog.

He jumps down grabs his squeaky toy and bounds back onto my lap nearly killing me.
I start to laugh and play with for a bit.
After I go into the bath room look in the mirror and curse myself for being to dumb
to learn the skills needed to be an Internet Marketer.

I come back to the couch where my evil /mocking laptop is sitting there and seems
to be grinning at me .

I then glare at my laptop yell at it that it is not going to beat me ,
open it up and start the entire routine all over again.

There you now have a glimpse into my daily training routine in WA.:))