Cat Scratch Fever!
I don't like them!!!
There I said it.
I know there are cat lovers on this platform.
I am not one of them!!!
So I go to get in my car, what did I see?? Not one but TWO cats sitting on my car hood. Like they owned it. Licking themselves, staring at me like they are better than me. Next thing I knew Frick and Frat started talking about me.
I heard them just as plan as day. Frick said, "Look at the human doesn't she look strange" Frack said, "I wonder if she has food" So I played it off, I went to go around them to get to my passenger side door.
Frick's and Frat's heads are turning as they watch me walk to the door. Now these furies criminals are sitting smack dead in the middle of my car hood chilling, like it's the 4th of July and they smell hot dogs.
I am thinking,"if I had some rocks I would blast them." I could not find a rock anywhere near me. I calmly started walking around to the driver side of my car. Frick starting drawing up and it's back was getting high.
I look and thought, "is that fury thing gonna try to jump at me?". I move on about my business and sure enough, Frick leaped at me.
I ran away screaming "it's the guardians from hell, with snarling teeth". Okay... yeah, I ran, but that's not the point.
Luckily, my neighbor came to my rescue with a broom. Frick and Frat took off running.
The nerve of these bully cats on my car hood. I felt violated, who did they think they were? Shoot, I got to tell you...no respect from the animal kingdom!!
Just saying.....
Breaking up the day.
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I hope you ok though.
I tried to be nice to a cat once at Petco. He shoved his claw in my finger. Left me a a big painful cut. Never again haha
I am telling you I think they want to control people. Thank you for the response. Be Blessed.
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This is such a funny post, I love cats, but could see the whole scene play out. I have actually been held hostage by my one cat once at the cattery when I was trying to leave it to go on holiday. I had to ask for help to get away from him, so embarrassing.
Thanks for sharing this Cherry, gave me a good laugh.
"Cats were once worshiped by Gods and they have never forgotten this".
That's it. It's in their blood. I knew they thought they were better than people. I just knew it. Thank you. Be Blessed.