Google Dumped Me
Last Update: Jun 7, 2023
Good morning everyone.
I slept in this morning and am just sitting down having my first sip of coffee and waiting on my breakfast to arrive.
I think she is making cereal this morning with toast from the oven which I haven't had in years. My aunt used to make it like that when I was young and it was sooo good.
So, as I was laying around this morning I got to thinking of something I may want to write about once I dragged myself out of bed.
Well for what ever reason Google and how bad she has treated me over the years came up. I know she is really pretty but I think I hate her.
How do I know she's pretty? Well, Diane showed me a picture of her the other day and she is gorgeous. But why does she have to be so mean?
Why do I say she is mean?
Well about 20 years ago "give or take a few years" when I first met her I decided I wanted to play around with her a little so I created some Ads with her.
I didn't create just a couple Ads. I went big and created probably close to 100 Ads. I was trying my best to impress her.
And it must of worked because she was giving me all kinds of Google love. All I wanted to do all day long was play around with her and watch them clicks on my Ads.
It was addicting and I became obsessed with her. I was spending every dime I had on her and she was giving me 1000's of clicks every day.
I thought we could go on like this forever.
But then one day with out any warning she dumped me. It was devastating for me. I didn't know what to do.
I called her over and over but she wouldn't answer.
I tried emailing her but no response.
I even tried going to her house. "she had me arrested" am not kidding.
After spending the night in jail I decided that It might be best to move on before I get myself in some serious troubles.
Turns out she was just using me for my money all along.
That is why I hate her. She Can Stick It Where The Sun Don't Shine
I will never give her another dime.
I take that back.
I learned a long time ago Never Say Never it can bite you in the ___.
Well that is my story "some of it is true"
Google really did suspend 100s of thousands accounts without any warning.
I can't remember the year but it devastated the affiliate marketing community.
To your success,
P.S. Guess what?
Now I am playing around with the Bing & Yahoo twins
Mrs Google, isn't she pretty. https://my.wealthyaffiliate.com/dianescorpio/blog/hanging-out-with-mrs-google
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