WANTED: NASA Alien Negotiator to defend Earth!
THURSDAY, AUGUST 3, 2017
Dear readers,
We heard that NASA is looking to hire an Alien Negotiator to discuss future disputes coming to earth very soon....
Your job will be the planetary protection concerning the avoidance of organic-constituent extraterrestrial and biological contamination in humans and robots brought back from space explorations on planet Andromeda, Mars, Jupiter and other related targets of interest. If you think you bring the necessary skills and you are an US or an US national citizen, you can apply for this 6 figure job (187.000$ a year + benefits). The job offer is for 3 years and can be extended to 5 years. As a candidate you are required to travel to many planets and moons regularly.
Candidates must have following qualifications:
- at least one year experience as a top-level civilian government employee
- an advanced degree in physical science
- an advanced degree in engineering or mathematics
Requested experience:
- Advanced knowledge of previous experiences on planetary protection missions (shooting wars on Orion 7 is a must)
- Demonstrated skills in diplomacy (win-win solutions during extremely difficult complex multilateral talks (When you know your president is actually an Alien, but no one believes you he is))
The chosen candidate will receive a top secret security clearance. With this clearance the candidate can also visit Dr. Fard's secret bunker in Switzerland.
You can go to NASA's website to apply for this job, a Hero's task!
Dear readers, this is very concerning. Could this be the result of intercepted communications from the Aliens on Andromeda who infiltrated earths chat channels, according to Dr. Fard in Switzerland very unusual activity is currently happening and he fears the Aliens are planning a new attack on earth.
For all candidates who are signing up, we believe Batman is a potential candidate, but we have not seen him lately, he is probably on holiday on planet Andromeda, we wish you all good luck in your application and when you got chosen, please help to protect planet Earth!
ToLiNoLi
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Stefan, I'm retooling my resume, unfortunately I don't have the technical training, I'm a business grad. I do have what I construe as equivalent experience, I have been abducted by aliens and was teleported to Orion twice. Oh I've been to Switzerland three times as well. Counting on you as a primary reference.
All joking aside, great piece of satirical literature, thank you.
That sounds great, although you do not qualify for NASA's position, we at the Daily WA are always looking for qualified people. A pod-cast between you and The Daily WA can help you finding that defense job you are looking for. We like to hear what you have seen on Orion. The OIDS (Orion International Defense Soldiers) organization is very interested in you.
Thanks, that was very funny too. Let's have some fun while reading what is new in the world. Make your time well spend. That pod-cast is serious... :)
.... moment... Dr. Fard move the scope to the right, yes a bit up, now zoom. Activate the filmscopecatapulter, now let's wink to our friend and Hero Afro Gringo. :)
There is a serious post on freelancer dot com. Help design a shield to protect astronauts from gamma radiation.
Sounds interesting, but I wonder what the odds of winning are? I definitely am not qualified. I can't even play hangman.
This is a serious post too, just go to NASA and if you have the written qualifications above, apply and good luck! You look like a qualified person to me. :)
Thanks for the head up on that shield design, I will ask Dr. Fard if he knows anything about it....
No my stories are mixed, real world and my world, and learning topics too.
I write Edutainment, my alien universe here at Campus WA and more, with many characters, look at my previous blogs, all are connected and are novel based in writing.
I want you my readers and fans, to have fun and a good laugh while you are reading and in the meantime you learn a new topic or a few things happening in our real world.
Happy Reading!. :)
Don't look at me Stefan. I got a post taken down for an image source of biological contamination and that's the drawing board stage...LOL
Eeeek you are contaminated? :P At least this contamination brought you excellent writing skills and a dose of humor, I like that very much of you Michael.
Good Luck with the application (secret I know....;-) )
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Joker - "I'm Batman" sign me up. Very creative. Thanks for sharing.
You are welcome, I am happy you enjoyed the real news out there. :)