Jokers BIG Bucks! OBEY READ! Obedience Expert!
Wednesday, 13 December, 2017
Train your donkey act like a monkey!
Dear readers,
Good, I see you followed up my Obedience Expert request in obeying my request. There is still hope for you to find you a niche you can make BIG Bucks $$$ with! Welcome to another episode of:
Joker’s BIG Bucks $$$ Show!
Today’s topic: The Obedience Expert Niche!
First before we get into this, ask yourselves, do you believe you can change from being obedience (yes you are, you opened this blog post remember?) into not obedience, because that is the question. If your answer is yes, read on, if your answer is no, still read on and find out what you missed!
Teach a dog eating donut, the most awesome delicious niche probably!
The Obedience Expert! Obey, Obey and Obey!
The Obedience Expert Niche, is a niche you will not just find around the corner. Often it is hidden in the corners of a square, where you won’t notice it, that is one of the reasons only 1 in out of 1000 people can be an Obedience Expert. Now you may ask, what the….. is an Obedience Expert??? (Obey: …. To be filled in with your own words, be creative and funny!)
Ok if you just filled in last sentence, go on reading, but this niche is probably nothing for you! The Obedience Expert trains people doing things, like leaders, just a bit more intensive, like you Joker? (yup). Well this niche is very special as it means you are able to train anything to people, animals and unknown. Did you know btw that plants can listen? Ok let’s go to the niches, which niches would you pick?
Many Obedience Experts teach holding hands up!
- Train your donkey act like a monkey
- You could be a Cat Toilet Trainer, just think how cool would that be training people’s cats using the toilet as you do, the argument you save tons of sand and stinky boxes.
- Never going out again with your dog? Be a Dog Toilet Trainer
- You could train dogs eating donuts and during the process show any dog you are the better donut eater of you both, who wins, who’s next?
- Train plants to grow faster (scientifically proven that plants can hear and understand, Return of The Triffids?)
- How about you teach people holding hands up, you will be the imitator simulator (IS)
Now this list can go on endlessly, please complete this list for you and me and for all the readers here who are thinking to be like me or similar.
Trained Cat says "This" Obey!!!
ToLiNoLi
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If anyone says that they can train a cat to use the toilet, would you let me know? I would love to check out their website! lol
Here is a professional Toilet Cat Trainer:
Go to Youtube and enter this in the searchbar:
Toilet (Including Flush) Training With Mr. Meowgi
He shows you how you can train your cat yourself and ones you managed that you can help others training their cat. Your new niche making BIG Bucks $$$.
Let us know how you are doing.
The Joker ツ
Hi Stefan, Not much good at training. Tried very hard with both my dogs & my kids.
As a matter of fact I did a blog a few years ago called "Treat Your Kids Like Your Dog" I never did anything with it, sat on my hard drive till that computer up and died.
But I still feel the same, you put your dog on a leash, why not your kid? They all like to run here & there without thought, and can be lost so quickly. No is a word I used a lot, could have used "maybe"
or "later" that could have got me more success. Who knows? Anyhow a couple of the children turned out alright.
I obeyed, I clicked your blog. Great going Stefan.
Cheers, Jae
Hi Jae,
See the answer above in how to train your cat using the toilet. Surely it exists for dogs too. You will have so much fun for sure.
Funny ideas you have how to train your kids. You could make a parody blog series out of that on your website. People might love it as it is funny and true in some kind of way... (we don't use leashes but it says the same)
The Joker ツ
I know plants are sensitive, but I've never heard of them hearing and understanding.
Very interesting xxx
Science has shown that if you play nice music to your plants, they will thrive and flourish.
Maybe you can experiment with the music, see whether any of the plants has any preference :)
It was years ago when I had those.
Once I move to my final destination, I'll get some. I really miss having plants but I have to wait :)
Cloned - Hybrid crossbreed with PatsyC hmmm must be a plantpatsy... wonder how that works. Hey Patsy you are a real scientist? Oh and you play a flute? How interesting....
The Joker ツ
Get an Eskimo jacket, they must be warm enough or buy one with a heating system, they exist. Push the button and you warm up.
Make a photo packet in well, surely your look is funny.
The Joker ツ
Meow this! I mean liked this... oops guess I need more training. Still 99.99% away from being a toilet cat trainer. Maybe a hamster is easier to train than me? Hamster vs Moon, who will win the obedience contest :p
Oh look a Mooncat! They are extremely rare! There will be a new puzzle contest soon, compete in the obedience puzzle variant!
The Joker ツ
I want pizza for a prize. This cat loves pizza (i trained it!). Pizzas taste way better than donuts...do you obey?
That cat looks trapped, no wonder it's scared! I guess the nervous laugh applies to me often. I'm now trying to learn how to become a poker face, hehe...
Hahahah I like to see your expression on your face when you are looking scared...
The Joker ツ
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Thank you Joker, Another fine niche find. How do you do it.
Have a wonderful weekend
Hi James, thanks, I can go on like that every day, however my website is waiting for me and the training I need to complete as well. But I will be back with another fine interesting niche for my loyal fan readers.
Have a great week!
The Joker ツ