Double Post Double Fun! Successful Blogging Snatcher! BS
FRIDAY, JULY 21, 2017
The top photo has no correlation to any of the story written here, and is only there to show you how double content can look like.
This Post is used for parody purposes only, please do not use it as a real course. it teaches you how you should not do it! Thank you! :)
Dear Readers,
Today we are going to teach you a course, where you will achieve the skill of Blogging Snatcher, which will give you the guaranteed technique to let you become the best internet Content Duplicator.
How to become a successful Blogging Snatcher (BS).
*Warning: the use of the BS skill is at your own risk, do not attempt this skill if you are suffering under following symptoms: 10 finger nervous syndrome, Inteligencias Multiples, IBAS (Increased Brain Activity Syndrome), Up’s Syndrome (IQ higher as 76), please contact Doctor Ambrosius Fard for further details.
Now let’s get to our topic. Have you ever wondered what is the fastest way to fill up any website? What you can do to make your website look like the best and most professional look in the world? Have you ever dreamed of creating websites within minutes, being operational within minutes? Have you ever wanted to be a successful ranking person showing up very important in any kind of blogging charts? If your answer is yes to one of these points, continue reading as the solution to all your questions is right at your fingertips.
Here is your solution:
Double posting Double fun!
Here is how you do it:
- Copy paste any blog from those websites you love and rank highest by expanding your reach
- Download the whole website with blogs and put your name above it
- Copy paste any photos from any other website to your own blog
- Post and blog double, best is on each page you have, anyone will notice your blog wherever they are
- Leave your contact details under your new blogs, so the originator might offer you some more insight
- Use The SEO Wizard of Moz to use copied SEO content (Google loves flagging you)
Congratulations to your new skill of BS!
Here is what you gain out of it:
- Your website will look awesome with so much awesome blogs, the double ones will double your fun!
- Google will rank your website to the lowest search rank on the internet, that is an achievement!
- Google will also rank your page rank to the lowest rank on the internet, double your achievement!
- Your traffic will lose a bit, but hey those who want to find you will find you and are potential new customers
- Your mailbox will get a lot of attention from new fans who love the way you show off your new content
- You receive many invitations from big companies to meet them and talk about financial re-imbursements
- Your website host will be very much interested to work with you on a DMCA letter
- C&D notices will reach your already full Mailbox every day
Conclusion:
It feels great to be a Blogging Snatcher, your little work was well invested. Rest assured, you will receive high traffic of many interesting people who are profound and very interested to read all your blogs and surely will also contact you over email to talk with you about your future relationship with them. If you are worried about your site is not being penalized for duplicate content, you might want to repost your copied blog over and over again till you reach its preferred status.
ToLiNoLi
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By the time I got to the end of your blog, I am feeling pretty satisfied that I have become a successful B.S.
You have hit the bulls-eyes (BS) again!
From your picture above, I guess the Top 50 means only the Top 25 because they are the same persons? Clones are the hot topic now :P
Double Your Postings Double yourself and like that Double the fun. You got that right.
Dr. Ambrosius Fard was experimenting with a new clone procedure, just at the same moment as those gentleman where visiting his laboratory at Campus WA. Hmmm..... looks like his cloning procedure was successful... :P
Now this is a real Kool Blog! It all makes sense.
And it's funny, too!
I never thought of a Blogging Snatcher.
With all that Double Bubble Gum comments I want to
go find some. I miss making bubbles.
I had cats the last time I made Double Bubbles.
It will be interesting to see the reaction of my
Huskies.
I look forward to more of your blogs, Stefan.
Jen
Thank you Jen, much appreciated. More to come for your Edutainment.
Do you think Husky's can eat Bubble Gum too?
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A sure-fire strategy for duplicate, triplicate, and quadruplicate content Stefan!
Must have been the double message that I missed your answer here Kaju, lol :)