women are lazy.the man said!

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THE HUSBAND was so mad when he came home from work. He said his wife was lazy. She could not cook well, she was always fussing about the kids, came home late from her job, never got the laundry done on time.

Meanwhile he worked so hard at his job, and was not appreciated.

He finally prayed to god, he said, "I want to be a lazy woman, they have it so easy, they do nothing."

God listened and .......POOF... he became a woman........\

and Wow, he had to do the laundry, get up early and feed the kids and get them to school before going to his/her job and then get home and cook dinner and do homework with the kids and then get them to bed and then have sex....

wow, he/she was after two week exhausted and he/she prayed again,

"Please God, make me a man, this is awful being a woman........"

and.....again......POOF.....GOD SPOKE, OKAY, BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT...NINE MONTHS!!!!!!!!!

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Excellent and thank you for the humor. It sure breaks down the constant research and learning. This kind of thing I find refreshing and should be promoted. More jokes please. By the way did you hear about the husband who was chatting up this beautiful lady at a bar while his wife was sitting next to him listening with an angry look on her face to every exchanged between her husband and this really beautiful lady wearing this short little skirt and every time she leaned down her assets, Oh no wrong site. I can't use that one here. All the best.

ha!!!
cool.
i love to laugh..
we must laugh more......
heals all of us!!!!
god bless!
thanks...
theo

Haha my friend go back to research so funny :)

I just could not resist. I have spent most of the day on my sill site. It was nice to get a break and smile.

Cute but know by personal experience the ladies are not appreciated enough. My wife and I have both retired, but she has gone back to work part-time. That leave me to take care of parts of the things like laundry, vacuuming and cooking.

Barry

GO BARRY!!!

Be happy with who you are. Be careful what you wish for, you just might not like it. Thank for the laughter! All the best!

GOD BLESS!!
HA!
I LOVE TO LAUGH.
US MEN ARE SO STUPID!!
YUP!
I LOVE AND APPRECIATE WOMEN!!!!
THEO

....that's hiilll-arriouuu-uss! ... lol ... :)

YUP!!!

Thanks for the laughter, I will never complain again. Actually I have not done that in a long time, I learned that the women's work is never ending. Moral of the story, beware of what you ask for.

YUP!!!

That's hilarious I like the way you put it poof

HA!!!!

Hahaha, that serves him right, he didn't understand the stress and the workload the woman was going through.... I wonder how he/she is going to cope all through the nine months

YUP.!!

That's funny. I will never tell my fiance she is lazy! No telling what she'd do to me.

Danny

YUP!!

LOL!

Lol!

...or not! Hhha

Never tell a woman she's lazy or bad things may just happen.
LOL.

Danny

We have heard men have had certain body parts removed late at night by their wives. Never go to sleep angry and without apologizing . NEVER!!!

Bobett

Yup.

I told my fiance your joke. She laughed so hard about him getting pregnant. Lol.

Danny

hahajja don't be lazy. and don't complain. every thing has its own purpose.

YUP!!

YUP!!

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