Be very careful what you HEAR

byRogerBulpitt

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Updated 9 years ago

A visitor, on a tour of a mental institution asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be admitted.

“Normally,” said the Director, "We fill a bathtub with water and then we give the patient the choice of a teaspoon, a teacup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub”.

“Oh,” said the visitor, “A normal person would use the bucket because it's the biggest!”

“No!” said the director, “A normal person would pull out the plug! Do you want a bed near the window?”