Old Geezer!

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Just wanted to share this..got a chuckle out of it! and some truth....

Dr. Geezer's Clinic

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said:"Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! ; That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"*

Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, and it just makes them cranky.....


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You hit on the head. Great story. Old people rule! I'm one too.

Starting to blog too.

Nice one Richie, so true.

Thank-you...

Funny blog. Thank you.

Your welcome, thanks for reading.

You win best blog of the day.....That was funny...I loved it!

New at this so that made my day..Thanks!

I can't agree more. Try to screw this old geezer and you will live to regret it.:) DAN

I'll try not to get on your wrong side...LOL!

very good I must try an remember that as it does leave a good taste in my mouth - thank you nurse (English humour)

Paul; love English humor!

Very enjoyable and made me laugh!
Thanks

Glad you laughed!

Thought it would lift up hump day spirits.....Glad you both enjoyed it.

Classic yarn Richie, gave me an real laugh. Nothing like experience in the thinking game.

A good story, I like it. Thank you for sharing with us :)

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