SOS - 21st Century Disease of Internet Marketing

byraerev

261 followers

13 years ago

Welcome to fellow marketers who have succumbed to the deadly Internet Marketing (IM) disease SOS or commonly referred to as Shiny Object Syndrome. I have researched this notorious IM disease for over 12 months or so after being infected by the disease myself. Through my research, and the fact I have been personally infected with SOS, I have come to realize that if not kept in check this IM disease can become extremely debilitating, especially for the outer extremities of one's Bank Account.

Just like a parasite this SOS quietly sneaks into our system when we are still in our infancy stages (newbie) of online marketing. At first we receive a warm (at times even hot) feeling and become quite lightheaded, our hearts are racing and blood pressure rising as we watch and listen to the auto start video presentation, we have visions of sitting back in our million dollar yacht in a couple of months, driving down the street in our expensive red sports car (the red ones always go faster), moving into our new multi-million dollar mansion, and the list goes on. We are now convinced that within 10-12 clicks of our mouse we will be on our way to financial freedom and the life we always dreamed of, with thousands of dollars flooding our online accounts within the next 24 hours and within just a few months we will be able to give up our day jobs and travel the world while spending only 2-3 hours a day working on our laptops.

SOS is now racing through our veins and gives one such a high that it's not too long and we are back buying the next SOS, but this time we need to get the OTO (one time offer) as this is why the last dose of SOS didn't meet our expectations. We have not yet completed all instructions obtained with version one SOS, but we can do much better with version two and to make sure we also have to get the OTO, now the yacht, sports car, mansion etc; are even closer than they were before and this time we only need 5-8 clicks and not 10-12 clicks to build our dreams. We are on our way to continually purchasing the next SOS and with each purchase we are guaranteed that we will never need another system again as this SOS has never been released before and no one is using this system.

Then the ultimate SOS hits our email, not only will we only need 3 clicks but we don't even need to install anything and we can (with the OTO) grab the additional 57 'Done for You' Websites. Further to this we are also convinced that this top secret system was developed by a homeless man's 3 legged dog who happened to be related to a 5 legged dog owned by a black market Russian programmer currently hiding from the KGB for stealing their secrets to developing a virtual automatic telling machine (ATM). This is definitely the last SOS, the one we have been waiting for, the one only 12 people are gaining access too. A sigh of relief as now we can finally unsubscribe from the 400 plus emails received each day offering the latest one click wonders, commission this and commission that, JV opportunities, partnerships with secret guru millionnaire, blah, blah, blah, etc, etc.

Ooops, sorry guys I have to go, just got an email from Mr Guru with the 'creme da la creme' of all SOS's unfortunately there's only 3 copies being released, so probably won't see you all in the Millionnaires club.

Until we meet again.