It's All in the Numbers!

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Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . .. you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40.

Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away.

Before you know it, you REACH 50 . . . and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime.

And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again.

"I'm 100 and a half!"

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

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Well, sometimes you're reaching and sometimes you make it. Eventually, you push a walker and become a bit feeble so you really might hit the floor when you turn your ankle and reach for the call button.

Can you tell I'm dealing with aging parents?
Thanks for the fun post

nice article..almost at the reach 50 part of it...made me smile...

awww, this is really great. Thank you.

Isn't that the truth. Made me smile. Great article.

This put a smile on my face...so true!

Very nice piece! And that is how we look at age! I remember my mom saying that the energy was wasted on the babies and toddlers and should have been saved for the older people. We make it to the Twilight Years and have no energy to speak of....guess she had a good point! I would love to be 100 and a half! If I could have my hubby there with me, otherwise, I would have to just skip it.

Love this and I did make it to 60 this year! :)

Most amusing, but true nevertheless. Thanks for sharing!

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