Beware the Deadly Aussie Wildlife

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12 years ago

In the great Australian outback a Gecko (small lizard) was scampering through the lucious bushland when he heard these strange noises coming form one of the gum trees above. He stopped in his tracks and looked up to see a Koala (like a small cuddly bear but it's not a bear and they have very long sharp claws and spend all day eating gum leaves) smoking a joint.

The Gecko, amazed at this sight, says hey man what ya doin'? The half stoned Koala looks down with bleary eyes and says, in a high pitched voice, hey man this is really goooood shiiiiiit, come up n' join meeee wooohooo. The Gecko thinks 'why not' and starts the long climb up the trunk of the gum tree until he finally reaches the Koala. Both Gecko and Koala share the joint for some time until the Gecko starts to cough and wheeze, then says that's gooood shiiiiit maaaan, but I neeeeeeeeeeeed a drink. With this he slides down the trunk of the gum tree and tries to make his way back down the track to the creek for a drink. Eventually after some time swaying from one side to another, one step forward and two steps back the Gecko finally gets to the bank of the creek.

Gecko leans over to take a drink from the murky waters of the creek to quench his thirst, wet his dry lips and hopefully get his normal voice back when all of a sudden he loses his footings (yes all four of them) and tumbles into the creek. At that moment a Crocodile (like an alligator only much bigger) swims past, grabs the Gecko and throws him back onto the creek bed. Gecko looks up and shakes himself off, looks straight at the Crocodile and says in his half stoned voice, yea thanks maaaaan. The Crocodile takes one look at the Gecko and asks whats going on. Gecko tells Crocodile how he has been sharing a joint with Koala and just came down to take a drink when he lost his footings and fell in. Crocodile thinks to himself, a stoned Gecko falling in the creek and now there's a stoned Koala up the gum tree, I just gotta see this.

Crocodile makes his way out of the creek and lumbers up the bush path toward the gum tree. Finally he reaches the gum tree and hears Koala making strange noises (well stranger than normal) from up in the gum tree. Crocodile looks up and says hey man what's up, with this Koala looks down from his high perch in the gum tree, strains through his bleary eyes and says:

SHiiiiiiiiiiiT MaaaaaaaN, HOW MUCH BLOODY WATER DID YA DRINK?

Enjoy your day.