The BIRTHDAY Adventures of OLD FLUFF - Happy Birthday DianeScorpio
NO!!!
Unfortunately, the "Birthday Adventures of Old Fluff" CANNOT Be Shared With YOU.
For some reason, Old Fluff LOVES IT, Giggles like a Little Girl, when I SWEAR, use EXTREME profanties and coarse Language (I think it's got something to do with prim and proper ladies all secretly loving a "bit of rough" - Poetry - Old Fluff Loves a But of Rough!! Hahaha!!)
Anyway, I always aim to please, so the "X-RATED Version of the BIRTHDAY Adventures of Old Fluff" has been published online for Old Fluff's entertainment.
If you know, you know, SOME of you MAY be intelligent enough to work out where my little story is published.
BUT
BE WARNED
If you're a flowery little princess who is easily offended
DON'T GO LOOKING FOR IT
You'll be HORRIFIED
I'm a Londoner, we swear every two words anyway, even when being affectionate.
Love You, You Bunch of %$%^£ %$&£
So, please join me in wishing Diane (https://my.wealthyaffiliate.co..._ a very
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
New, Experienced, or Unsure, I'm sure you can ALL appreciate just how much Diane does for ALL OF YOU on a daily basis.
So, please let's wish Old Fluff a wonderful day.
Happy Birthday!!
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Happy birthday, Diane Scorpio!
May your special day be filled
With all the joys that you wish for;
Contentment, peace and lots of love.
Your birthday's a perfect time
To celebrate everything that's good
In your life - so let's rejoice!
Wishing you a wonderful year ahead.
Happy Birthday!
Julia
Happy Birthday, Diane! 🎂 🎁 🎈 🎉
Wishing you many more years of good health and prosperity!
I hope you get a new guitar today; if not, you can steal one of Tony's! Don't tell him I said that! 😎 🎸
Are you reading all my WA blogs about the killer guitar players?? 🤨
P.S. $1,000,000 PER SECOND for 10 minutes work PER YEAR? - That might have actually been me!?? Partha, you have way too much free time on your hands! Hahahaha! - Love it! 😂
Frank
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Thanks for writing this post Prince🤴 P!
Happy belated Birthday🎉🎊🎉 Diane!!!
Partha is right you're always doing things for us, you are a very giving and special person, especially if you can put up with Prince P...Hahaha!
By the way, that's a lovely shade of red lipstick there Prince, or is that puce...lol...Don't hold this against me, I'm just jealous because I don't think I could pull it off...Ha-ha!
Your Loyal Royal Supporter :)
Zach "The Prosperous View" aka Zach "The Xylophone"
That is funny, Zach. 🙂
Ha-ha, thank you, Cassie!
You are welcome, Zach.
😊👍