i just cheated on you guys, sorry

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sooo, it was a quick one hour webinar - on getting ranked on google page one within a few minutes. i did it for a friend in here that gets all freaky about some things (not naming names, but i am sure the uk isnt going to be the only ones that know who is stressing out) it was with one of the orgs i affiliate with, and they are kinda cool, not all that and a bag of chips, but kinda cool.

holy crappola. what a lot of shyster crap. hour plus of my life i wont get back too by the way - and at premium price i pay for live internet streaming her - brutal.

breakdown - if you want page one of google, yup, this would do it - will it help you - uhhhhh, well, not really. unless you want to track down everyone that is paying for ads and offer them a better deal.

yeah, and they will teach you to do that for 2k. ummm, no thanks? 10% off...no, 50% off...no, 75% off - of nothing of value to me? still no. just no. are they making money? probably. yeah they probably are, and if you want to go that route, i can toss you a link.

is it for me? no. no freaking way.

ok, i am sorry i looked, but i was curious, and i tend to question and look - its what i do, its who i am. i peek, i poke, i look - i just do.

now i think i have to go wash.

i get there are "work arounds" i get that systems like google are a algorithm - its math, it automated, i get that. but i smell skanky, i smell thievery and plagiarizer.

if you plan on your future being built on being a skunk, your future will stink - trust karma baby - and if you don't trust that - trust that i will call you out on it and bust yer arse

pinky swear from little ol' lady in the tundra, go honest, or go home, i will bust your arse six ways from sunday.

and darlings here - yes i will still look, its what i do, but go near them instead of here - watch me go - and sometimes it means go right off on them

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If it seems too good to be true....Well done on keeping your head too, I know how persuasive these people can be. :)

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Beautifully written! I had to have a chuckle too, I've had similar a experience.

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Pure power, great!

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pure me, enraged :)

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Lol, I like your writing, you remind me of another Lori I know. With peeps like you here at WA we have to stay honest................I would like to see you go off...................but not on me........HaHaHa!!!

Marty

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thing with tiny red heads, better to have us on your side, than in our sights, it can go boom baby :) ballistic, not a problem :)

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HaHaHa, I know very well. I am married to one and have 2 redheaded daughters. Whewww, never a dull moment!!!

Marty:-)

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just so i can clarify - this was marketing, not porn - just had to wash more for it so figured i had better specify - really swarthy marketing, still washing more...

Glad you didn't go for it. I had a little jealous pang there for a second. Seriously, though - we're all attracted by those shiny objects out there. They usually turn out to be a whole lot of ripoff. But curiosity will still occasionally get the best of us.

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well thats the thing isnt it? the shiny object? grasp for the brass ring, i did watch them do a google rank jump that would blow peoples minds- and i do get how that has a value to some - but yet i peek, i just have to wash, and purell, and then wash again - yet it was all done so nicely - and it worked, and now i have to go wash again - ew ew ew ew. omg, i think i am gong to gak, i just dont want money that badly - i need it a lot, i have grand babes, but not at that cost - i just cant - omg sorry grand babes, i just cant at that cost, ew ew ew

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The problem with those "Instant Google 1st page ranking" apps - they work for a little while. But when they stop working, those guys find themselves banned from Google. So they open up new email accounts under assumed names and do it over and over again. Do they make money? Yeah, most likely. Could I live like that? No way. Most of us here feel the same way about those tactics.

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Maybe you should do a write up on your site. :)

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i am trying not to be angry :( i dont do angry - i am a lover and stuff - was just dissed out on their chat - no response to any of my validation questions, nothing - still processing being treated like a machine - if elves could growl..i think i would roar - bit gobsmacked :(

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