Sleep Your Way to Income, You Gotta See This!

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It is official, Carson and I are proud to announce our latest division of Wealthy Affiliate. The “Sleep” division, better known as “SiteSleep”.

According to World Statistics Bureau, people waste on average 7 hours of their day sleeping. It might not sound like much, but add this up over the course of a year and you are spending up to 3.7 months of your day sleeping.

What A WASTE!

How the heck are you supposed to run a lucrative business online if so much of your time is actually wasted to sleeping?

That is why Carson and I have spent the last 3 years developing our “brainchild” platform here within WA: SiteSleep. In fact, as of tomorrow you are going to see a brand new tab under the SiteRubix tab.

This is a platform that is going to essentially put your site to work for you while you are catching some shut eye and rejuvenated your brain for the next day...automagically. This means new content, this means refining your campaigns, this means optimizing your SEO campaigns, this means doing research and this means earning you more MONEY!

How Exactly Does This System Work.

Every night before bed, you are simply going to head over to the SiteSleep platform and you are going to enter the tasks that you want done for you while you are catch some zzz’s, and presto you wake up to this system completely.

SiteSleep Research

This system took years to “nail” and there is actually a good deal of work going on behind the scenes and many, many creatures are big contributors to this process.

Yes, creatures.

We have trained over 3,000 monkeys in Northern Thailand to perform trivial tasks such as clicking buttons, punching certain keys on a keyboard, keyword research, and at the end of the day we were able to teach them how to refine your campaigns for maximum profitability.

In fact, with our tests, these monkeys are able to perform actions at a 78% higher success rate than actual human beings.

While you sleep, you have a team of over 3,000 working for you. It’s like running a massive corporation without the fees of running a corporation.

SiteSleep Content Automation

Creating content can be an arduous task, in particular when you are trying to scale a website that will make you unlimited amounts of money. That is why we have spent a good deal of time implementing processes to provide actual automation within the SiteSleep system.

Since the monkeys do the bulk of the work, we have created an intensive, algorithmic masterpiece that is going to redefine the way we look at the capabilities of computers in respect to performing our tasks. It complements the Monkey logic in a very elegant way.

We have taught it to write content in over 2,000 languages and in close to 400,000 niches. You set the keyword, the system does the rest.

For example, last night in beta testing I ran a small job of 200 articles on my site. Here is an example of one of the articles that was created, optimized, and processed through the botnomics semantic indexer (BSI for short). I typed in “dieting review” into the system and WHAM!

See sample article HERE!

http://howtolosebellyfattoday.com/lorem-ipsum-dieting-review

This is a high quality 4,500 word dieting review. Don’t mind the content, you won’t be able to read it as it is created in a funky new language that only 300 people in the world know. Talk about NICHE!

Amazing right? It produced 200 similar quality articles and already published them to my website.

So not only are your research and nominal tasks going to be done for you with SiteSleep, you are also going to become a content creation machine. Research, Refine, Create, Scale, Earn....all while you are sound asleep dreaming about pandas jumping over rainbows.

But there is definitely going to be a cost. So how much?

No system this powerful would ever come without a hefty price tag, but because we are nice guys we are going to make this affordable.

This is officially our very first upsell here at WA and because we have invested millions into the development of this, it is not going to be cheap.

$199 per month.

Because of the high demand we are already sensing from this platform (we believe that this is going to at the very least, lead to some minor fist fights), we are only offering a maximum of 1,000 users on this platform.

If you are interested in getting your hands on this, you simply want to follow the link below. You will buy this package and it will instantly be added to your SiteRubix menu for only $199 per month. A low cost for such an amazing system.

==> Add SiteSleep to Your Account today for only $199/mth! <==

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so easy monkeys can do it. Might be a good selling point.

this has gotta be an april fools joke

Oh yeah, most definitely. :)

hahah what are you doing kyle?

I am laughing with you Kyle, good april fools joke...wonder what you will spring next year.
Monte LOL!

This sure sounds like April Fools joke....I don't think I want to have monkeys working in my place....what is this world coming too....lol!

This is not an April Fool joke right? LOL!

April fools to you too. Ha Ha

I translated the article, it was funny what popped up :D I saw a few people fall for it lol Good job!

Probably start a niche on monkey business and let these monkeys manage it.
And we could hibernate and join the bear community

Just thinking, chimpanzees might better.

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