Afternoon Humor

byianj2u

363 followers

7 years ago

I remembered a story my mother told me when I was young so I figured I would share it. Hopefully it puts a smile on somebodies face.

The story goes like this...

Ladies and Gentleman,

Hoboes and Tramps,

Bow Legged Mosquitoes

and pissed off Ants.

Pull up a chair

and sit on the floor

I'm going to tell you a story

that you've heard before.

One day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

Pulled out a sword and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise

and got up to kill, the two dead boys.

if you don't believe my story is true,

just ask the blind man, he saw it too!

LOL

I always found that story to be funny.. I hope you like it.

To blessed to be stressted!

Ian J.