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byZoopie

2.8K followers

1 year ago

Bargains are B.S.

My incredible purchase a year ago of a $20 dollar table ( brand spanking new) finally went from wobbly to woeful.

No problems I thought, resting my, close on, 3 thousand laptop on some precarious pine.

I heard my old woodwork teacher “ Pinus Radiata” the gift of nature bestowed on mere mortals.

My “flashback “ suddenly ended with the woefully wobbly wood causing my sweat glands to drip onto that table of terror.

That’s it..

I decided, time to lash out and buy a decent table of steel. Super thoughts hrushed through my mind of 1 touch super strength and speed.

My mighty morphed mind of meat and metal merged to form a farout feat of frightening forms of “out of the box” construction.

A simple slapping together of a steel structure could sow silver to my pockets.

Excellent thinking, I thought for all of 3 minutes.

X-Rated

The x rated excrement of every exploding word condemned my narrative to a vision of verbal diarrhea , thus abandoning all hope of turning it into a smartly crafted sales spiel.

But on the positive side the pool of pestilence that was my sordid spoken spiel sorted itself into a super strong table worthy of the man of steel.

Now I rest my feet on the rigid rungs of real ripper of a table.

My day spent on a steel structure of superior support for my workhorse warriors.

Unfortunately the ugly unctuous uncut wordage was so woeful we wasted all video attempts because of x rated content.

Zoopie