Money For Nothing And My Traffic For Free

So I woke up this morning and after my initial yawning and stretching I sat down at my desk and checked my email and what do I see? "Your "Traffic" Hookup!"
I usually just scrap this sort of junk because I already know what's inside. It looks something like this.

I had to laugh when I saw this but I clicked the link mostly just for a laugh. The first 10 min of the video was some woman telling me how this was not a get rich quick scheme. How she was making millions of dollars with her "revolutionary new free traffic getting method". Now she was not talking about "another fake money making get rich quick scheme" she was talking about a real "legit and proven method for free traffic!"
During this side splitting display I got to see several photo shopped examples of her millions of Click Bank dollars and her 1.2 million "just sitting there in her Paypal account" She had so many different accounts with 10s of thousands and Millions of dollars... just curious but does anyone have all these accounts. I mean I only have one Paypal account and one back account myself.
After assuring me 25 or 30 times that this was not a scam she started to tell me how she was a poor college student stocking shelves to pay her way through college just one year ago and how she started to get really excited when she searched for "Make Money Online" and how she maxed out her credit cards and bought every single program on the internet "you name it she tried it" therefor she knows everything there is to know about traffic.
Whatever you get the point. It was a pathetic attempt to sell me some BS get rich quick scheme.
Look this is the difference between WA and get rich quick. WA teaches you the skills you need to get out there and build and market your website. They charge what a buck a day for this education along with unlimited hosting, unlimited keyword tool usage and of course all the support you gain from the community including help from Kyle and Carson directly. I see Kyle in live chat every day where anyone even free members can hit him up for advice and pointers.
There is NO SUCH THING AS FREE TRAFFIC! You either pay cash or you invest time writing and ranking material to get traffic either way it cost you something. There is no easy road to success. If you want to succeed you have to work!!!
Anyone telling you anything else is full of crap!
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