Darn That Dog

Me and the wife were at a biker rally and was staying in a small camper. well we had taken our baby the dog, General Lee. He is a large Doby. After the evenings festivities, lots of cold beer, and band, we decided perhaps we would get some sleep and sober up. well it was very very dark. There were no utilities and it was eerily black and dark.

We were sleeping very soundly when we were awakened to some very loud goings on. finally I thought, well I will crack the door and see what the heck is going on. I crack open the door and my god something was trying to get in.

Oh lord Tammy jump out the window someone is trying to get in. Go baby save your self. I started screaming because I am scared to death. That is the scariest darkest scary feeling I have ever had. I was sooooo scared because it was so dark and this person is trying to break in, This person wont speak, is not saying anything. That just made it really scary.

I just kept trying to pull the door shut and they keep trying to open it .I could tell they were partly inside the door. I could not close the door because they were between the door and the jam, squiggling and wiggling and struggling to get in and kill me

The harder I try to close the door the ,more they are wiggling and struggling to get In. I am horrified my god what a night mare I am screaming help help someone is trying to get in and get me. About that time just before I collapse and faint a person comes up with a flashlight and says

" hey dude you got your dog stuck in the doorway"