The Trek Back and Near Tragedy

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November 12, 2025: The Trek Back and Near Tragedy
Distance: 35 yards. Time: Eternal.

The return trip began with false confidence. I had made it to the mailbox once, so how hard could it possibly be to go back? The wind answered that question before I finished thinking it. Hard. Very hard.

Snow had already buried my footprints, erasing proof that I ever existed. I was a man alone in the tundra, clutching an empty mailbox door like a relic of simpler times. My beard had frozen into a small ice sculpture of regret.

The house looked miles away, though I could still see my dog’s judgmental face in the window. He was probably planning my funeral or, worse, my replacement.

Halfway back, I dropped my glove. A rookie mistake. I considered leaving it behind like a sacrifice to the winter gods, but survival instincts kicked in. I retrieved it, nearly lost my balance, and saw my life flash before my eyes: coffee, bacon, gummies, and bad decisions.

By the time I reached the porch, I was limping, mumbling, and questioning every choice that led me there. The doorknob felt like heaven. I stumbled inside, victorious and frostbitten.

Tomorrow’s forecast?
Snow Clearing, but cold.
Still rude.

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35 yards? You should sign up for Wim Hof's Cold training. I remember once attempting to get home from work one night in a blizzard when my car got buried in a snowdrift on the road and I had to run about half a mile to the house. I made it. It was bitter cold. I was lucky. That same night elsewhere in Wisconsin 2 people died out in the cold weather.

Maybe Texas is calling you back, Michael.

Mel

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Perhaps. I do miss Whataburger, breakfast tacos, and kolaches.

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Whataburger is good. We have them in Albuquerque too.MAC.

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Congratulations for finding a way to share information about bad weather!
Building tolerance for cold weather may take a bit of time. It surely would for me.
Fun read, and thanks for sharing.
Sami

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Glad you enjoyed this. I am scarred for life!! j/k

Michael

Good job you have a dog and not a cat. The cat would have locked the door and sat laughing at you from the window πŸ˜‚

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I have the dog, the wife the cat.

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Nothing worth anything in life is easy, Michael!

YOU CAN DO IT!!! πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸ˜

JD

P.S.: Do you want me to send Scorch πŸ²πŸ‰πŸ²πŸ‰πŸ² to melt the snow for you?

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Online business requires experience mmmm πŸ˜‹. Mm it not easy to be successful , and can try it n don’t give up. lol

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That's right, Ba.

JD

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I am 80 miles from the nearest coast guard station in Michigan City!

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Ok. I don't think the Coast Guard make Land calls.

JD

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Glad you made it back home safely to the warmth and your dog πŸ€—πŸΎ

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Lol, me too!

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