Shwni's "Dad Jokes" of The Day #5

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Dad Jokes

Remember the cringey, bad, aweful jokes that have been going on this week?

Well I'm about to give you another one just because I know you love them so much

But don't worry

There are only 3 left to endure and I will try and make them the best "Dad Jokes" I possibly can

Or Will I?... Hahahaha

Disclaimer: This joke might be a little longer than my previous ones and contains slightly rude words and "inappropriate content" so if you easily get offended then please do not read on.

Welsh Man Joke (I'm a Welsh Man By The Way)

A very religious and tee-total man of the cloth was sitting next to a welsh man on a flight to New York from Cardiff

Once the plane had levelled out the drink trolly came around and the welsh man orders a vodka which the stewardess gave to him

The stewardess then asked the tee-total religious man if he would like a drink, to which he replied in disgust,

"I would rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than to let alcohol touch my lips"

The welsh man quickly handed his vodka back to the stewardess and said,

"Me too, I didn't know we had that option"

I'm Here All Week Ladies And Gentlemen :D