Shwni's "Dad Jokes" of The Day #5
Remember the cringey, bad, aweful jokes that have been going on this week?
Well I'm about to give you another one just because I know you love them so much
But don't worry
There are only 3 left to endure and I will try and make them the best "Dad Jokes" I possibly can
Or Will I?... Hahahaha
Disclaimer: This joke might be a little longer than my previous ones and contains slightly rude words and "inappropriate content" so if you easily get offended then please do not read on.
Welsh Man Joke (I'm a Welsh Man By The Way)
A very religious and tee-total man of the cloth was sitting next to a welsh man on a flight to New York from Cardiff
Once the plane had levelled out the drink trolly came around and the welsh man orders a vodka which the stewardess gave to him
The stewardess then asked the tee-total religious man if he would like a drink, to which he replied in disgust,
"I would rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than to let alcohol touch my lips"
The welsh man quickly handed his vodka back to the stewardess and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had that option"