Fibbing - Sayings To Make Your Day Feel Better

byMikecjreli

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5 years ago

Ignore the truth as you know it and make things up, just remember to keep things family friendly. Thanks!

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
• Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
• Any of us has the capacity to light up a room. Some when they enter, others when they leave it.
  

• A BALANCED DIET MEANS A CUP CAKE IN EAC HAND!

• Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
  

• Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.
• A stitch in time saves……………………………………..
  Your trousers falling down.
  
• Actions speak louder……………………………………….
  But only when you remember to turn the volume up.
  
• People in glass houses……………………………………
  Should be prepared to spend their lives cleaning up bird poo.

I hope that these saying make your Day Better! See you next time WA Family!

Mikecjreli