By the way , Who is Marcus? Just curious since Marcus the Carcus is perfect. Donna

I am Marcus.

But my brother used to call me Agitha when I was younger. I'm not sure why. I come from a family of weirdos.

He's not Marcus, he's Brian, and so's his wife!

This man who calls himself "Jim-Bo" is really a female water polo champion called Dorothy Yvonne Wendy Flipflips

Agitha?. Really? That's mean. I sent him a name because I thought you were a joker. Like always playing jokes on each other . Do you two always joke around with each other? My name I sent means that you are a jokester. No hard feelings. All in fun! Keep in touch! Donna

I just read some of your comments posted about your brother. HaHa! The water polo champion thing is great! Donna

Again, you are confusing two different people here, and perhaps that was my fault for not making it clear. I do have a brother but he's not Jim-Bo.

Jim-Bo has shown himself to be a joker ever since he first introduced himself to me about a year ago or something. So I am only behaving towards him in the way he has lead me to behave.

But we do actually also have sensible conversations via PM.

So you really aren't brothers? You two are comical. Donna

Marcus once offered me $10 to pretend I was his brother for a month.

I told him I wanted $25 and he said I wasn't worth it... :(

Awesome! I love it. You guys are great. Donna

Instead I paid Marion $15 to pretend to by my aunt.

Yes, I had heard Marcus is afraid of pointed things. He won't like mountains, pointed fingers, pointed hats or shoes, or calls to action with arrows on them...hmmmm

:)

durgh....he won't like Spock's pointed ears, either.

Well, it's all about whether something is actually dangerous. Most of those things you list aren't dangerous. Except maybe mountains, depending on the mountain. I like mountains, on the whole. I don't like cliffs, though, or frost bite.

People who have no fear of dangerous things tend to die in bad accidents, like the people who climb tall buildings without safety gear, for example. Or people who juggle machetes while blind-folded. I'm not quite sure if anyone actually does that one, though.

I think I'd also be scared of a bear if I met one. Would you hug a bear? I'm not sure what I would do if I met a bear. Maybe question him about something complicated as a kind of disatraction tactic.

Jovo loves mountains. It's the only place he can sing his heart out (Italian opera) without anyone hearing him.

I thought Jovo was a yodeler? Or was that Yoda the Yodeler? I do get mixed up from time to time...

I only sing in Serbian. Italian is for listening. Here is something from an Italian (though the text is in Latin), and although you will not believe, this is a male voice:

goo.gl/QLA4Vg

http://tinyurl.com/d6uk334

You'll be impressed with this...skip to 50 seconds in and watch...lol

Yes, that is very nice music, Jovo. That blonde cellist looks pretty, but sad.

What is that man doing moving his arms around like that? Is this some kind of interpretive dance I am unaware of? Is he a part of their group or did he just randomly get up from the audience?

That Thai singer is very good, Jimbola.

Jim-Bo's favourite meal is maltesers and baked beans. He also likes to have a bath in curry, and snort the curry powder.

He also smears Marmite over Jovo's face as a "welcome home" gesture after Jovo has been in the mountains.

And his best friend is a donkey called Nathan.

Jim-Bo you won in this, by a large margin. Are we sure this is a woman?

Baked beans is a best known Serbian dish, I love it. Typically prepared in some objects made of clay.

It's a ladyboy...a man who became a woman...

the man moving his arms about like a mentalist is actually performing a mating ritual known in Papua New Guinea as "the pakawakaweewaa"

He's courting the cellists...

Oh, I wondered whether that man was just there because he was friends with the band. Like Bez from Happy Mondays, on stage dancing like a maniac because he's mates with the singer:
https://youtu.be/ZU2a3PzBVDQ

I like baked beans too, but Jim-Bo eats them with Maltesers. Then he smears jam over his face.

After some careful examination of Bez and his eccentricities, I would conclude a slap round the chops with a large wet kipper would bring him to his senses...

I noticed how he deliberately had a microphone type of device in his hands to make it look like he was a singer, when in fact I've discovered through careful, thorough research that it is in fact a baton from the 400m relay when he was doing sports day at school 10 years previously. You see, the movie Forrest Gump had true bits in it. Forrest just ran and ran for no particular reason. Bez just ran and ran coz he's a lunatic and ended up dancing on that stage to disguise the aforementioned fact. The microphone is indeed the very same baton he's been running with for a whole ten years non-stop. That's why they made the forrest gump movie...It's all about Bez...

This shit is great. You have me rolling laughing on my bed. Awesome. I would have liked to see the two of you growing up. That's if you really are brothers. Donna

No, it wasn't a microphone in Bez's hand, it was a shaker.

Jim-Bo is NOT my brother. I've never met Jim-Bo in person, only on WA. My brother is someone else who is not on WA. Sorry for the confusion.

I stutter at times, too, Marion. Especially when I'm nervous.

Remember this parody of the Beastie Boys?
https://youtu.be/JAIOzM7SsMo

They're mentalists and have probably been selling hot-dogs for a living ever since that single was released...

Well the main one (and the writer of the song), Tony Hawks, is still a comedian. He once travelled all the way round Ireland with a fridge.
http://www.roundirelandwithafridge.com/

I didn't know he was your son, Loes! Wow

I have adopted him as my WA-son

The whole WA son thing was a joke that went too far really. It seems a bit weird now

Wobbly Elephants Incited Rowdy Dribblers

You struck my heart, but I will abandon you ;(

Sorry Loes, I still think you're great. It just feels weird someone I've never met referring to me as their son.

You are right, I am used to it by now, I have 4 son-in-laws, also started out here as complete strangers ;)

You might win the million dollar prize for that one!

I don't even know what this one means

It's your new niche site ;)

Or it could be yours

Excellent one, Irv

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Squirebo!