Fun Names For Marcus!
Marcus has been taking the miickey out of Jimbo, so it's revenge time. Revenge is a dish best served cold, they say...
But I think ICE COLD (as in liquid nitrogen) is best for him. And served with a delicious bowl of raw jellied eels marinated in snail slime and garnished with frogspawn that's gone a bit out of date.
Right, let's get him!
Lord Marcus of Englandshire
Lord Marcusillius Reximillius
Captain Marcus Fartypants
General Marcus of Pololand
Lieutenant Marcus Flobberchops MBE
Can you think of any more fitting names I've missed from this definitive list of alter-egos for the man who laughs at the sky?
If so, jot them down below and Marcus will donate 1,000,000 dollars to a charity of your choice...