Fun Names For Marcus!

Last Update: January 31, 2017

Marcus has been taking the miickey out of Jimbo, so it's revenge time. Revenge is a dish best served cold, they say...


But I think ICE COLD (as in liquid nitrogen) is best for him. And served with a delicious bowl of raw jellied eels marinated in snail slime and garnished with frogspawn that's gone a bit out of date.

Right, let's get him!


Marcusoid

Marcusoidus

Marcusoidus Rex

Marcusoidus Reximillius

Lord Marcus of Englandshire

Lord Marcusillius Reximillius

Captain Marcus Fartypants

General Marcus of Pololand

Lieutenant Marcus Flobberchops MBE

Mickey Marcus

Cecil


Can you think of any more fitting names I've missed from this definitive list of alter-egos for the man who laughs at the sky?

If so, jot them down below and Marcus will donate 1,000,000 dollars to a charity of your choice...


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jvranjes Premium
In view of his recent blog, how about Marcus Aichmophobius ?
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Jim-Bo Premium
Yes, I had heard Marcus is afraid of pointed things. He won't like mountains, pointed fingers, pointed hats or shoes, or calls to action with arrows on them...hmmmm

:)
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Jim-Bo Premium
durgh....he won't like Spock's pointed ears, either.
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Marcus1978 Premium
Well, it's all about whether something is actually dangerous. Most of those things you list aren't dangerous. Except maybe mountains, depending on the mountain. I like mountains, on the whole. I don't like cliffs, though, or frost bite.

People who have no fear of dangerous things tend to die in bad accidents, like the people who climb tall buildings without safety gear, for example. Or people who juggle machetes while blind-folded. I'm not quite sure if anyone actually does that one, though.

I think I'd also be scared of a bear if I met one. Would you hug a bear? I'm not sure what I would do if I met a bear. Maybe question him about something complicated as a kind of disatraction tactic.

Jovo loves mountains. It's the only place he can sing his heart out (Italian opera) without anyone hearing him.
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Jim-Bo Premium
I thought Jovo was a yodeler? Or was that Yoda the Yodeler? I do get mixed up from time to time...
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jvranjes Premium
I only sing in Serbian. Italian is for listening. Here is something from an Italian (though the text is in Latin), and although you will not believe, this is a male voice:

goo.gl/QLA4Vg
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Jim-Bo Premium
http://tinyurl.com/d6uk334

You'll be impressed with this...skip to 50 seconds in and watch...lol
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Marcus1978 Premium
Yes, that is very nice music, Jovo. That blonde cellist looks pretty, but sad.

What is that man doing moving his arms around like that? Is this some kind of interpretive dance I am unaware of? Is he a part of their group or did he just randomly get up from the audience?
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Marcus1978 Premium
That Thai singer is very good, Jimbola.
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Marcus1978 Premium
Jim-Bo's favourite meal is maltesers and baked beans. He also likes to have a bath in curry, and snort the curry powder.

He also smears Marmite over Jovo's face as a "welcome home" gesture after Jovo has been in the mountains.

And his best friend is a donkey called Nathan.
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jvranjes Premium
Jim-Bo you won in this, by a large margin. Are we sure this is a woman?
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jvranjes Premium
Baked beans is a best known Serbian dish, I love it. Typically prepared in some objects made of clay.
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Jim-Bo Premium
It's a ladyboy...a man who became a woman...
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Jim-Bo Premium
the man moving his arms about like a mentalist is actually performing a mating ritual known in Papua New Guinea as "the pakawakaweewaa"

He's courting the cellists...
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Marcus1978 Premium
Oh, I wondered whether that man was just there because he was friends with the band. Like Bez from Happy Mondays, on stage dancing like a maniac because he's mates with the singer:
https://youtu.be/ZU2a3PzBVDQ
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Marcus1978 Premium
I like baked beans too, but Jim-Bo eats them with Maltesers. Then he smears jam over his face.
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Jim-Bo Premium
After some careful examination of Bez and his eccentricities, I would conclude a slap round the chops with a large wet kipper would bring him to his senses...

I noticed how he deliberately had a microphone type of device in his hands to make it look like he was a singer, when in fact I've discovered through careful, thorough research that it is in fact a baton from the 400m relay when he was doing sports day at school 10 years previously. You see, the movie Forrest Gump had true bits in it. Forrest just ran and ran for no particular reason. Bez just ran and ran coz he's a lunatic and ended up dancing on that stage to disguise the aforementioned fact. The microphone is indeed the very same baton he's been running with for a whole ten years non-stop. That's why they made the forrest gump movie...It's all about Bez...
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DKretzman Premium
This shit is great. You have me rolling laughing on my bed. Awesome. I would have liked to see the two of you growing up. That's if you really are brothers. Donna
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Marcus1978 Premium
No, it wasn't a microphone in Bez's hand, it was a shaker.
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Marcus1978 Premium
Jim-Bo is NOT my brother. I've never met Jim-Bo in person, only on WA. My brother is someone else who is not on WA. Sorry for the confusion.
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MarionBlack Premium
Sir Marcus Cuss Cuss
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Jim-Bo Premium
I stutter at times, too, Marion. Especially when I'm nervous.
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Marcus1978 Premium
Remember this parody of the Beastie Boys?
https://youtu.be/JAIOzM7SsMo
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Jim-Bo Premium
They're mentalists and have probably been selling hot-dogs for a living ever since that single was released...
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Marcus1978 Premium
Well the main one (and the writer of the song), Tony Hawks, is still a comedian. He once travelled all the way round Ireland with a fridge.
http://www.roundirelandwithafridge.com/
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Loes Premium
என் மகன் மார்கஸ்
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Jim-Bo Premium
I didn't know he was your son, Loes! Wow
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Loes Premium
I have adopted him as my WA-son
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Marcus1978 Premium
The whole WA son thing was a joke that went too far really. It seems a bit weird now
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Jim-Bo Premium
Wobbly Elephants Incited Rowdy Dribblers
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Loes Premium
You struck my heart, but I will abandon you ;(
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Marcus1978 Premium
Sorry Loes, I still think you're great. It just feels weird someone I've never met referring to me as their son.
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Loes Premium
You are right, I am used to it by now, I have 4 son-in-laws, also started out here as complete strangers ;)
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Keldyn Premium
"The Fender Marcus Miller Jazz Bass"
Look I know it's long but it's actually a low hanging fruit, quite relevant I feel. ;)
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Jim-Bo Premium
You might win the million dollar prize for that one!
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Marcus1978 Premium
I don't even know what this one means
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Keldyn Premium
It's your new niche site ;)
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Marcus1978 Premium
Or it could be yours
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Ivine Premium
Squire Marcus.
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Jim-Bo Premium
Excellent one, Irv
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Marcus1978 Premium
Squirevine
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Marcus1978 Premium
Squirebo!
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