Waking up and smelling the Chinese food.
Nice and breezy day today, woke up at 9, looked out the window and saw a cloudy grey sky, which was fine by me because i love that dry about to rain look the sky gets accompanied by the crisp cool air gently caressing your skin.
As I rose up toward my grand mirror wall to gaze upon the most delicate flower in the world, I could smell nothing but egg.. which wasn't peculiar in any way because it was morning and people generally eat eggs in the morning, accompanied by my own natural sweet gas.. it was a pretty standard day although this particular day was different you see as I live with no one else and it really doesn't make sense as to why i could smell food cooking when i knew for a fact that i had turned all the stove tops off and closed the kitchen door... so I got up to check on myself to make sure i wasn't burning anything and do you know what i find?!
INTERMISSION --- PLEASE INSERT 'JAZZY' SONG
So I walk out into the kitchen and do you know what i find?! There is a family of Chinese people sitting at my dining table eating fried egg with tofu and some form of seafood spicy soup, this also came with bowls of boiled rice in case they forgot to cook something else.. at this current point I wasn't actually too sure what your meant to do in this particular type of situation so I just sat down and ate which I can assure you was one of the most strange yet somewhat hilarious meals I've ever had..
They literally just got up and left straight away afterwards, there was no good byes or hugs and loving farewells.. nope, just a family of straight faced oriental people that stood up, nodded at me and let themselves out.. they didn't even wash up!
Now here I am on the laptop posting this as my first blog post rather than calling authorities. Even though this seems as though it has no relevance to anything and is just very strange in nature, It is relevant in every way even though i cannot specifically tell you how.
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LOVE chinese food!