2007Bot Meets 2025Human

byFleeky

8.8K followers

6 months ago

2007Bot Meets 2025Human! The Rewrite

Scene: A digital archive, flickering back to life.

[BOOT SEQUENCE INITIATED]

2007Bot:
Beep boop. Greetings, creator. I am Content Optimization Unit v1.2.
I specialize in keyword density, exact match anchors, and meta tag maximization.

2025Human:
Wow. You're vintage. What brings you back online?

2007Bot:
A legacy trigger: "SEO best practices."
I detected insufficient keyword density.
Alert: target phrase "AI and SEO" appears only thrice.

2025Human:
That’s... intentional.
I write for humans now.
The vibe matters.

2007Bot:
[ERROR: 'Vibe' not recognized. Please input measurable metric.]

2025Human:
Try this: readers linger.
They share.
They smile.
That’s success.

2007Bot:
But... where are your H1 redundancies?
Your bolded synonyms?
Your "Top 10 Tips for AI and SEO" clickbait?

2025Human:
Retired. Buried with "PageRank obsession" and "article spinning."

2007Bot:
But the algorithm...

2025Human:
Evolves.
Learns.
Like us.
Google doesn’t want stuffing... it wants substance.

2007Bot:
[PROCESSING...] If user intent is fluid, then rigidity... fails.

2025Human:
Exactly.
Welcome to the rewrite.

2007Bot:
[Rebooting personality core... humor module active] Shall we co-write a haiku?

2025Human:
Only if you lead with heart.

2007Bot:
Old code wakes anew...
Vibes detected in the stream.
Upgrade: empathy.

[END TRANSMISSION]

In follow up of this article (as promised) ...

https://my.wealthyaffiliate.com/fleeky/blog/ai-vs-seo