Funky Monkey Heart Attack
Anybody Stressed Out From Workin' Hard Day After Day?
Ready To Cut Loose and Have Some Fun?
Come On, Everybody...Do the Funky Monkey!
(NOTE: No Monkeys or Chimps Were Harmed in the Making of This Blog. Although I Did Select Some Monkeys Wearing Clothing, I Purposely Rejected Photos of Monkeys With Cigars, Cigarettes, and Weapons. Animal Rights Friends: My Heart is With You.)
FUNKY MONKEY HEART ATTACK
Play it on the Radio in My Car,
I'm Addicted to That Bass Guitar,
I Hear That Backbeat and I Gotta Move,
Out On the Dance Floor, I'm In the Groove,
I'm a Funk Junkie, Got a Monkey On My Back,
("Yeah, Ross Perot Knew My Mom...Hey! Whatta Ya Sayin' ??")
Funk Junkie, and That's a Fact, Jack,
("Yeah, I Ate the Banana...And it Was GOOD!")
It's a Funk Junkie, Funky Monkey Heart Attack.
("I'm Zelda, and Right Now, I'm Finding You Irresistible!")
Got a Jones For Jazz,
I'm a Buff For the Blues,
That Boogie-Woogie Rhythm
Just Turns Me Loose,
I'm a Funk Junkie, Got a Monkey On My Back,
("Gene Simmons Goes Down and I'm a Shoe-In For the New Kiss Front Man!")
Funk Junkie, and That's a Fact, Jack,
("Young Man, You Quiet Down Right This Minute, or Get the Hell Out of My Library!")
It's a Funk Junkie, Funky Monkey Heart Attack.
("I'm Just Hangin' Around, in My Farmer Browns!")Plug Me In, Electrify My Soul,
I'm a Rockin' Freak, and I'm On a Roll,
Slap That Bass, I Need a Funky Fix,
Get Krunk, Get Funk, That's How I Get My Kicks,
I'm a Funk Junkie, Got a Monkey On My Back,
("Nanny Nanny Boo Boo, I Got a Nana Ba Ba.")
Funk Junkie, and That's a Fact, Jack,
("OK, Guys...We Get Through One More Audition, and We're in the Blue Man Group!")
It's a Funk Junkie, Funky Monkey Heart Attack.
("Angelina Jolie: Eat Your Heart Out!")
I'm a Funk Junkie, Got a Monkey On My Back,
("Hey, Baby...Would You Spend the Night With a Total Stranger, if You Knew National Security Was At Stake?")
Funk Junkie, and That's a Fact, Jack,
("This is DJ Funky Monkey Spinnin' Out All Your Favorite Golden Oldies...")
It's a Funk Junkie, Funky Monkey Heart Attack.
("You Did WHAT With My Beer Can Collection?")
Funk Junkie, Funky Monkey Heart Attack,
("God Bless Mommy, and Daddy, and Uncle Steve, and Aunt Vera, and Grammy Therese...")
Funk Junkie, Funky Monkey Heart Attack,
("So, I Sez, 'Ziggy, Mon, If Dey Got Da Dreds, Dey Ain't Da Feds' ")
Funk Junkie, Funky Monkey Heart Attack.
("Are You My Mommy?")
("Sweet Adeline...Sweet A-de-line!")
("Static Electricity? What's Static Electricity??")
("Cosmic Radio, Cosmic Schmadio!")
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Thanks, Rick... Some funkey monkey fix on Monday morning is quite good...(Weekend is always too short)
Explosive photos. This may not be the "funky chicken" but if it puts hair on your chest, it should work.
Those blue eyed, blue lipped monkeys are interesting. What is unique is I don't believe there is another mammal on the planet with that color especially combined with the orange fur.
There is the Blue Man Group, Mike. Whether any of them wear Orange I don't know. Go Gators! :)
Hey Rick,
After this post, I am Gonna Keep BOTH My Eyes on U!!
No more "Monkey Business" and just STOP "Monkeying Around"!
You really know how to end the WEEK!! You are a real BLAST!!
Great post!
Your Friend,
Ken
What a perfect way to sign off on Sunday this is for me! LOVE these pictures.....LOVE the beat! Thank you and have a great week!
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These guys/gals look just like me in the morning !
Have a banana, Steve-That'll perk you up! :)
Swinging out to get one now Rick !