Cold Feet
(Don't miss the song at the end!)
I've been having a recurring dream about people with cartoon toes.
Yeah, it's pretty weird, all right!
They aren't self-conscious or anything...they really kind of enjoy showing their piggies off...
The big toe, the second toe, "long toe," "pointer toe," or "index toe," The third toe, or "middle toe," The fourth toe, or "ring toe," The fifth toe, "baby toe", "little toe," or "pinky toe..." and all cartoon tootsies!
I thought, maybe that's just strange enough that it will stump Google, but, man, was I wrong!
Google has heard it all, I think.
Not sure if there's a niche here, but most people have pretty strong opinions about feet...
everything from foot fetishists to those who wouldn't touch anybody's dogs with a ten-foot-pole!
Check it out...
Nothing out of the ordinary here...pretty girls, pretty feet...
Toes, guys, toes...TOES, I say!
"I've got...TOES!"
Playing "footsie."
Sometimes we just can't hold 'em still...
They just wanna wiggle!
Girls paint 'em pretty colors...
Sometimes we stand on our "tip-toes."
Ballet dancers spend a lot of time on their toes...
Ouch!
Barefoot acrobats.
Country gentleman.
We might tip-toe, if we're coming home late! (Uh oh...looks like the "Walk of Shame")
Remember Tiny Tim, "Tiptoeing Through the Tulips?"
Heard Michael Franks sing "Popsicle Toes?"
Cartoon toes! OW!
Wiggling toes...irresistable to cats!
Toe touches.
Toe socks.
Mixed martial arts are done barefooted.
Sometimes you stub your toe, and it REALLY HURTS!
Movie star toes! (Jennifer Aniston)
More celebrity toes. (Conan O'Brien)
The King of Pop, Michael Jackson.
Do you remember which little pig ate roast beef?
There's nothing like getting home from work and taking your shoes and socks off!
Aah...that's more like it!
Feet can look really wrinkly!
Not sure what it means, but there's kind of a sensual quality to this!
"One toe over the line, sweet Jesus. one toe over the line..."
From advertising hotels...
To advertising sandals...
Feet have done it all!
Might be just the thing to get you on firm footing with a new niche.
Don't get cold feet!
COLD FEET
So sweet, so petite,
If it wasn't for those cold feet,
I'd make you mine right now!
I was livin' on easy street,
Went and got us a hotel suite,
We made sweet love, drifted off to sleep...
Now I know what they mean when they say Lover's Leap!
So sweet, so petite,
If it wasn't for those cold feet,
I'd make you mine right now!
I never considered, who'd have supposed
A girl like you would be predisposed,
You melted my heart, but I nearly froze
First time I encountered your icy cold toes,
So sweet, so petite,
If it wasn't for those cold feet,
I'd make you mine right now!
Our relationship ain't on the rocks,
Ain't nuthin' but stumblin' blocks,
A tip from Papa Bear, Goldilocks...
All you need is a warm pair of socks,
Sweat socks, bobby socks, try argyle,
It don't even matter if they ain't in style,
Knee socks, ski socks, guaranteed,
Anything's better than those cold feet!
So sweet, so petite,
If it wasn't for those cold feet,
I'd make you mine right now!
I'd make you mine right now!
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Sometimes tiny ears match tiny feet.
They don't like cold,
they don't like heat.
They don't like sand because it's hot.
They like warm water,
cold springs they like not! :))
Cool post, Rick!:))
My pleasure, Rick...
Quite small, yeah...
And "they don't like cold,
they don't like heat"...:))
People do amazing things with their feet, Jimmy. I saw one girl peeling a banana, but she was in a somewhat compromising position, so I decided not to use the image. :)
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Rockin on this one Rick from heel to toe!
Thanks, Mike!