At Last I CAN Be A Respectable Dodgy Geezer.
Hello Land of WA and Land of Wonder. - ooh, I just noticed the bold & italic button, now ain't that nice?
I've been rackin' me brains out. Thinkin' so hard I could hardly think and me thinkin' ran out. It's been doin' me nut right in. Me nut's been wearin'an 'ole in the carpet with all it's wanderings whilst wonderings. I've had cuppa after cuppa when me brain's been over-heating, 'coz I don't give up easy, I don't.
Then one bright and sunny mornin' it only went and dawned on me. Cor, what an idiot I've been. Wastin' all this head thinkin' malarkey when it just weren't needed. Why waste me time trying to see The Light when the Really Light is just in front of me?
That's 'coz you lovely lot out there, citizens of the land of 'Gettin' It All Dun Proper', are twisting my thinking and I've gone right off course. It's all in them keywords, you know. Them words are key to the whole bloomin' thing just like everyone says. I've been thinking of the RESPECTABLE Dodgy Geezer bit and that's just way too taxin' on a brain like mine. Google's gotta grip on that and you've all got it sussed. But some things simply cannot change, no matter how hard you try.
Scammin' is in some hearts...
...and some natures can't be turned off wiv' a switch. So when I was sittin' in The Light me Darkness started leaking. Now I can see the Really Light, what's The Light gone properly dark again 'and I'm back in the dark direction.
Focusing on the DODGY Geezer.
How can I sleep at night knowing I'm going' straight? How can some-one who uses Welfy FIlliates and gets all that luverley stuff to play wiv' NOT pull a fast one?
None of you lot out there in wonderful Land Of WA is thinkin' straight. You've got it in your heads that Wealthy Affiliate is scamless and it ain't, you know. Not in the hands of a proper Dodgy Geezer. Not if the respectable & dodgy gets combined in a geezer wivva scammin' and connivin' little mind, like what us connivin' scammin' geezers have got.
So How Do I Now Sleep At Night & Maintain Credibility?
I do have a reputatuion to uphold, you know. That ain't easy in this world of 'Gettin It All Dun Proper'. At Wealthy Affiliates there's everything we could ever need to get goi'n proper, like, they even got livestock and huntin' on some of the blogs they helped set up. I even saw an elephant takin' a dump on one, and that well gets my vote, mate.
Wealthy Affiliate bring out things you never knew you had in you. Things that can make you a bitta dosh wivva bitta effort! That's not what scammin's all about - it's about liftin' you from your loot. If we see a wallet or sniff a credit card we're off of the startin' blocks and havin' yer loot, ta.
That Means A NEW Scam's In Order!
Just to get some sleep at night I've had to got back to me roots. Can't sleep without pullin' a stroke a day or else I'm unfulfilled. Life's pointless when you ain't got a proper scam on the horizons and people's tongues start waggin'. In the Legit But Not Really Scammer's Society we have standards to maintain and gettin' me membership renewed is gonna cost me loads if I can't prove I pulled a blinder on some poor unsuspectin' mug out there wot never saw me comin'. It's in the rules they got. I'm in ther Ambassadorship & Pullin' Fast Ones Program. Come and get involved.
And Now Me Masterstroke.
I went and had another BrainWave. Uh oh, here comes trouble. I've gone and done it right this time, without me mind bein' twisted and perverted by the niceness of The Light. It's far too cutey and fiingers down me throat that is. It's just not cricket bein' far too RESPECTABLE and not proper DODGY so.....
......I've gotta brand new scam and you lot's all involved.
You can't get out of me scam unless you quits Welathy Affiliate, like, and that's never gonna happen, is it now? And 'coz I've got a reputation to maintain I just can't spill the beans....yet
But when I do show you soon I bet you'll laugh...this has never been done before. Well, NOT LEGALLY anyway. I was chattin' to that lass Vagas who answers the phones at Central Command and she's gotta check with the lawyers.
I can now be happy 'coz I'm a Respectable Dodgy Geezer once more when there's lawyers invited to the party again..eh?
(Editor's note - if that scamming little what's it is at it again he's fired this time)