Right.

Now for apostrophes.

You would be a rare writer indeed if you have never made a mistake when using - or abusing - apostrophes!

They must be the most over-used and incorrectly used of all punctuation marks, yet every human who has attended school was, at some stage (around Grade 3 or 4) taught how to use them. So why the difficulty?

Let's go over their main uses.

1. Contractions

When we speak English, most of us use contractions without thinking:

don't, won't, can't, I'm, you're etc.

An apostrophe is used to denote or replace the 'missing' letter (or letters) when you write these words. For the examples above, the words that make up these contractions are:

do not...do (no)t

will not...won(ill no)t (actually - this is a difficult one and you just need to learn to write it correctly as it doesn't follow any specific rule)

can not...can (no)t

I am...I (a)m

you are...you (a)re (more on this one in a minute!)

There are simply dozens of contractions in common usage and they ALL require an apostrophe in writing. These include:

shan't (shall not) they'll (they will) he'll (he will) they've (they have) I've (I have), doesn't (does not) and the list goes on. Learn them! Use them correctly! Be an expert!

Two more important points about contractions

Firstly...PLEASE, if you take nothing else from this tutorial, learn to use the correct contraction for YOU ARE.

Over and over again, I see otherwise good writing, from people who should know better, spoiled by the use of YOUR instead of YOU'RE (you are). And that doesn't include 'Engrish' writers - people whose* second language is English.

The word YOUR is a possessive (belonging) adjective (describes a noun).

Stepping back just a little, I'm assuming that you all know the difference between verbs (doing words) nouns (names for things) adjectives (describes a noun) and adverbs (describes a verb).

To continue, YOUR is used like this:

your book, your dog, your father and mother - see how it describes (an adjective) something that belongs to you ('you' is the noun (or pronoun) in these cases)

Now for YOU'RE

Although the words sound the same - your and you're - their meanings are totally different. And the easiest way to tell whether you are (you're) using the correct word, is to ask yourself...can I replace 'your' with 'you are'? If you can, then use 'you're'.

For example:

You're going to love my dog beds (YOU ARE going to love my dog beds)

You're at the best place to buy yak felt dog beds (YOU ARE at the best place to buy...)

NOT

Your going to love....

Your at the best place

Can you see the difference? Sounds the same - means something completely different!

Secondly, another really abused word is we're which is short for WE ARE. Do NOT use 'where' which is a preposition (asks where something is) but sounds the same as the contraction WE ARE. So if you are saying:

WE ARE the best at what we do, its:

WE'RE the best, not WHERE the best. Or worse - WERE the best.

OK - that's it for this lesson. Last one in this tutorial are possessive apostrophes.

Get ready...

* I made an oops mistake the other day - I wrote "You and who's army?" The word 'who's' is a contraction of who is, it is not the possessive pronoun. If you are tempted to use 'who's' ask yourself - can I say 'who is'? If you can't, use 'whose'. (Hmm - almost a poem there!)

P.S. There is a deliberate mistake on page 9. Find it and PM me - don't write it in the comments section. Any other errors - please let me know in the comments.



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WouterdeHaas Premium
Page seven. This might be an American English versus British English thing (I use a horrible mixture of both), but I always talk about 'food bowls', not 'feed' bowls.

And then: "...are made of finest yak felt...", shouldn't that be: "...are made of THE finest yak felt..."? WIthout the capitalisation, of course?

At point 2, a space between 'to' and 'join' is missing.

I think I have my commas reasonably under control, even though I'm handicapped by my native language (Dutch) using a slightly different set of rules for their usage. But when the Oxford comma comes into play I get hopelessly lost. The colons and semicolons tend to drive me bonkers at times. If I can just remember what you wrote about them here, I might improve!
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LED63 Premium
Yes, this is just a case of English/Australian versus American English. We tend to use English English in Australia. I started to say that we could use either, but I believe that you are correct as regards dog FOOD bowls. If I was talking about chickens, I would say 'chicken FEED' bowls. I think I'll leave this and see if anyone else comments.
In the yak felt case, either would be correct. (One of the madnesses of English) I can say 'made of the finest yak felt' or 'made of finest yak felt'. The article is not compulsory here.
I'll check the spacing - it is so annoying when that happens!
You're great! I think I'll employ you as my personal editor!
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WouterdeHaas Premium
Cheers for clarifying. I shouldn't forget to add that I'm a bit of a cheat, been married to an American for 13 years. Not sure if a Dutch editor is the best of ideas but then again I use both languages professionally for my offline business. Companies hire me to write International English copy (quite different from correct & proper English) for instance.
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kennick2015 Premium
I was fortunate to have had a public school education in England, in the days when all masters (teachers) wore mortar boards and gowns. I appreciate the considerable amount of work you've done to provide this valuable training. Ken.
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LED63 Premium
Thanks Ken - and you got the mistake right. (what an oxymoron!) I had parents who insisted on correct English even to the point of having a huge argument with my sister's teacher over the 'children's playground' issue, although, if I remember rightly, it was 'the children's books'
Cheers
Ellie
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kennick2015 Premium
Oops a few grammar errors there!
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WouterdeHaas Premium
Hi Ellie, another non-native speaker here (dash between non and native, is that alright?). First of all, very thorough training here, splendid! Liked and bookmarked... I have an opinion or two and probably some questions as well. But for now, I'd like to flex my English language muscles a bit and see if I can spot any other mistakes besides the deliberate one on page nine. I'm currently on page six and are wondering about the last three sentences. Allow me to quote: "You might be writing some technical jargon that don't think everyone will understand. So you put an alternative (different) word in brackets (parentheses) Get it?". I am wondering whether there shouldn't be "you" between "that" and "don't" in the first sentence. And I'm missing a full stop behind your last bracket of the second sentence. Would love to know if I'm right and feel free to rip this reply apart as well. I think I made many mistakes, especially with punctuation!
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LED63 Premium
Excellent! I'm looking forward to this kind of feedback. You've got no idea how many times I read and re-read this training HOPING there were no mistakes! I could always pretend that they are deliberate ones! But no - I missed that, although I do believe it is a case of me correcting the sentence and backspacing too far.
But I thank you and will fix it pronto!
Yes - the hyphen between non and native is correct. I was going to add the correct use of hyphens but wondered if it was too long already. They are also a rather tricky subject and one that I see misused, unused and abused quite often.
You don't need to use 'alright' - it's just 'right' as in
Is that right? (or correct)
You've done amazingly well for a non-native speaker.
Thank you
Ellie
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WouterdeHaas Premium
My pleasure and thank you! I suspected as much, any mistakes I may have found really looked like typos (nearly used a ' there!) and not grammar mistakes.
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LED63 Premium
(Nose in the air) Yes, well - I doubt I would really make that many mistakes..hahahaha!
I've really enjoyed this - just shows how easy it is to let mistakes slip past - and I was trying really hard, too!
Thanks heaps
Ellie
(I cover the subject of slang and colloquial English in the next segment!)
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Loes Premium
Very nice tutorial Ellie, very clear explanation for not to use apostrophes for plurals. And how to write the different do's and don'ts.
Hope I wrote that correct:)
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LED63 Premium
You do really well Loes! English is your second language isn't it? To be 100% correct it is:
Dos and Don'ts - even tho' it looks a bit weird. That's why people get mixed up and write banana's instead of bananas.
Cheers
Ellie
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Loes Premium
Thanks, even Google doesn't bother to filter the Do's and don'ts as "did you mean" dos and don'ts?
From now on dos and don'ts
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LED63 Premium
On ya Loes! Have you found the mistake yet?
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Loes Premium
I believe I did:)!
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AngelsBird Premium
Hi Ellie,

I really like this training, because I need it.
Since my mother tongue is not the English language, it is hard to get some content well written.
Do you have maybe an idea how I can improve the quality of my content with a tool or something?
I use the free plug-in of Grammarly.com right now, but it's expensive to buy it.

Thanks,
Grtz,
Bert
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LED63 Premium
Hi Bert
I haven't used Grammarly myself, because being fairly proficient in English, I tend to trust my own judgement, or if I'm a bit puzzled, I simply type my specific problem into Google and check whatever website pops up. Some are better than others.
There are some 'spin-writing' tools available, but it is not recommended as google tends to pick up 'spun' content fairly quickly.
You can use Fivver and Elance to have your articles/content written, but what I found was that most of the people who offer to do writing are not native English speakers and the ones who are, charge a fair bit.
There are various translation tools available, but I am not altogether sure that they are very accurate. Some translations tend to come out pretty weird!
All I can really honestly recommend is that you get a good English writer to check your work for you. I have done so for a few people here, but it is time-consuming and I have to charge something or I would spend a lot of time and never get my own work done! You can send me a PM if you want to talk to me further about this option.
It's a good idea to ask for editing feedback here - specifically request that people check on your spelling, grammar etc.
I'd be glad to know if anyone knows of a good tool, but I really think it's just a case of learning, practising, checking, editing and asking for help to check your work.
I'm sorry not to be more helpful
Thank you for coming by. I appreciate it!
Cheers
Ellie
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AngelsBird Premium
Thank you for the feedback, I did not expect a "click here" solution.
Maybe I will ask in the future to review something, but then I will first send a PM for the details...

And indeed: the most important is exercise (But I have to exercise the right things! ;-) )

Grtz,
Bert
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LED63 Premium
Yeah - unfortunately I don't think there is a 'clickable' solution yet! Have you ever read the Roald Dahl story called 'The Great Automatic Grammatizator? It's pretty funny and could be what you are looking for!
Cheers
Ellie
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AngelsBird Premium
No I didn't, but I will check it... :-) (I always have to think at Charlie and... ) when I hear the name Roald Dahl...
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