The Twelve Nays of Marketing

byTomBreeden1

4.7K followers

10 years ago

A little Humor for you

(1). This is a product that a good friend of mine launched. got a deal just for you.
(2) Most Favorite words converting it like gangbusters, gurus and crushing it like a tin can
(3). I know the secret method. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullshit.
(4) I am not in it for the money. I will give back to the community by spending my money that i can make here.
(5) Buy this product now, once you get the email link... open it and push the big green button all problems solved.
(6)You have a check from your mother open this email.
(7) The sale on this product ends in 30 minutes. Never to be sold again
(8)Join my live webinar, I recorded it yesterday
(9) Must watch webinar live no recording...(Check back tomorrow)
(10) I am giving this product a great review but I'm not sure I've used it because I can't remember the name, or what it does
(11) Huge discount on this product $37..... Try to close page.... Please stay on this page for special offer ...after three tries at closing the page you get a special discount $1.00.
(12)This product will generate an income of $50,000 in just 30 days while you sleep. Did you sleep for 30 days? How do you know it didn't work?

Thanks for reading I had a bit of fun throwing this together.I will be grateful for any and all comments.

What do you thinks is the most annoying thing about internet marketing?

Lets build a plugin and fix it. Have a great day Tom T&R Services