Install Love on the HUMAN Computer

Last Update: Sep 5, 2015

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Install Love on the HUMAN Computer.

This is a great story . I just had to share .

Customer: I really need some help. After much consideration, I've decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install it now. What do I do?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART?

Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let's see... I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.EXE running now.

Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.EXE. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until it's erased the programs you don't want.

Customer: Okay, now LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will stay installed for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes, I do. Is it completely installed?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?

Tech Support: What does the message say?

Customer: It says, "ERROR 412-PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS." What does that mean?

Tech Support: Don't worry, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTs but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.

Customer: So what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Tech Support: Excellent. You're getting good at this. Now, click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELF-CRITICISM.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MP3 is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.EXE are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. Ah, one more thing.

Customer: Yes?

Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some similarly cool modules back to you.

Customer: I will! Thanks for your help!


Note: Author unknown.

Have a great weekend


Recent Comments

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So very true Helen,thanks for sharing.

Hi Mark . A lovely story to share .
Thanks for reading.

Very good - it has a real human aspect to it.

Hi David . This story was lovely to share .
Thanks for reading .
Enjoy your day .

Hi Shirley, LOVE the story, right to the HEART of the matter. As the Beatles sang: "All You Need Is Love."

Hi Harry . These stories are great .
To have such talent to write .
We all need lots of love .
Thanks for reading .

What a cute story.. Thanks for sharing

Hi Pat . Thanks for reading such a great story.
Have a nice day.

wow what a story now that is imagination and talent all the best

The Author is unknown . That imagination and talent is the best .
I like to find such great stories to share .
Thanks for reading.

That was great! I've never seen it but it's a great story/reminder.

Hi Debbi . I agree with Maxiam59 great imagination and talent .
Thanks for reading .

Shirley I love it, that was something everyone should desire. Thank you for that loving thought. Be blessed

Hi Lisa . I would love to know who wrote this great piece .
It says Author unknown .
Thanks for reading .

That is a really wonderful piece Shirley! Thank you for sharing! :)

Hi Christa . Thank you for reading .
I thought it was a wonderful piece to .

Yes it really is! :) I really enjoyed it! :)

Good luck with tech support.
Ed

Hi Ed . Thanks for reading .

Great story!

Hi Jean . Loved the story .
Thanks for reading .
Enjoy your weekend .

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