Shwni's "Dad Jokes" of The Day #6

Last Update: June 07, 2019

Dad Jokes

Day 5 of the "Dad Jokes" and I have to say I have been really happy with the way they have made people groan

I haven't made that many people groan and moan since I left the toilet seat up at an Ann Summers Party my wife had in our house. lol

If you fancy reading a good joke then I suggest you back up now and go elsewhere

Reese Witherspoon Joke ( I think you know where this is going already)

ME: I was just listening to the radio in the car and I heard thet some blonde actress just got killed

MY WIFE: OMG! Who was that?

ME: I don't bloody know, some actress called Reese but I forgot her second name!

MY WIFE: WITHERSPOON!!!!????

ME: No, I Heard it Was With a Knife!

BOOM!!!

I'm Here All Week Ladies And Gentlemen :D

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Marsh71 Premium
You're on a roll Shwni! Please don't stop! Have a great weekend. Mahesh. (Glad I'd had breakfast before reading about the thong thing :-) )
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CandP Premium
You are a riot!
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Shwni Premium
I have been called worse, lol
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OSegun Premium
Well done. You have actually made some laugh.
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Shwni Premium
About time, lol
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EHR Premium
Unnnngh. Gene
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Shwni Premium
Gene is not here today I'm sorry ;)
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Debs66 Premium
Lol noooo the toilet seat thingy made me laugh most.
You do crack me up Lolzzzz.
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Shwni Premium
If you had seen the size on some of the things that were in the Ann Summers party, THEY would have cracked you up. pmsl ;)
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Debs66 Premium
Lol I have been to many in the past and yes they did crack me up.

I have seen it all lol not to mention the games they have you playing it's a right laugh..

What was you doing there lol...
They are for women haha 🤣🤣
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Shwni Premium
My wife made me be the naked waiter with just a thong and a bow tie on to serve all the drinks and food, it wasn't my finest moment but I pulled a few fivers out of my thong at the end of the night. pmsl
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Debs66 Premium
Lol you are the funniest guy I know. I should have known you would have come back with something like that lol.
I hope you didn't trip over the Dragon lol...

hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Shwni Premium
Speaking of "Come Back..... Nope, it's WAY too dirty for this place, lol ;)
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Debs66 Premium
Lolzzz Mathew 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️
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