Shwni's "Dad Jokes" of The Day #6

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Dad Jokes

Day 5 of the "Dad Jokes" and I have to say I have been really happy with the way they have made people groan

I haven't made that many people groan and moan since I left the toilet seat up at an Ann Summers Party my wife had in our house. lol

If you fancy reading a good joke then I suggest you back up now and go elsewhere

Reese Witherspoon Joke ( I think you know where this is going already)

ME: I was just listening to the radio in the car and I heard thet some blonde actress just got killed

MY WIFE: OMG! Who was that?

ME: I don't bloody know, some actress called Reese but I forgot her second name!

MY WIFE: WITHERSPOON!!!!????

ME: No, I Heard it Was With a Knife!

BOOM!!!

I'm Here All Week Ladies And Gentlemen :D

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no, no, no...spare us!

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Only 1 more left, I promise :D

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That's funny -- I just answered another of your posts and almost asked you where our joke was...lol...

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Lol

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Double groan!

Jeff

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Double groan to go with your double chin ;)

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I really was joking there, Jeff :)

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How did I miss out on day 1 - 4 of Dad jokes ?!?!?!

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Look back at my blogs and you will see them all :)

You're on a roll Shwni! Please don't stop! Have a great weekend. Mahesh. (Glad I'd had breakfast before reading about the thong thing :-) )

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You are a riot!

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I have been called worse, lol

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Well done. You have actually made some laugh.
Segun

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About time, lol

Lol noooo the toilet seat thingy made me laugh most.
You do crack me up Lolzzzz.
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If you had seen the size on some of the things that were in the Ann Summers party, THEY would have cracked you up. pmsl ;)

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My wife made me be the naked waiter with just a thong and a bow tie on to serve all the drinks and food, it wasn't my finest moment but I pulled a few fivers out of my thong at the end of the night. pmsl

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Speaking of "Come Back..... Nope, it's WAY too dirty for this place, lol ;)

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