Dad Jokes

Day 5 of the "Dad Jokes" and I have to say I have been really happy with the way they have made people groan

I haven't made that many people groan and moan since I left the toilet seat up at an Ann Summers Party my wife had in our house. lol

If you fancy reading a good joke then I suggest you back up now and go elsewhere

Reese Witherspoon Joke ( I think you know where this is going already)

ME: I was just listening to the radio in the car and I heard thet some blonde actress just got killed

MY WIFE: OMG! Who was that?

ME: I don't bloody know, some actress called Reese but I forgot her second name!

MY WIFE: WITHERSPOON!!!!????

ME: No, I Heard it Was With a Knife!

BOOM!!!

I'm Here All Week Ladies And Gentlemen :D