Shwni's "Dad Jokes" of The Day #6
Dad Jokes
Day 5 of the "Dad Jokes" and I have to say I have been really happy with the way they have made people groan
I haven't made that many people groan and moan since I left the toilet seat up at an Ann Summers Party my wife had in our house. lol
If you fancy reading a good joke then I suggest you back up now and go elsewhere
Reese Witherspoon Joke ( I think you know where this is going already)
ME: I was just listening to the radio in the car and I heard thet some blonde actress just got killed
MY WIFE: OMG! Who was that?
ME: I don't bloody know, some actress called Reese but I forgot her second name!
MY WIFE: WITHERSPOON!!!!????
ME: No, I Heard it Was With a Knife!
BOOM!!!
I'm Here All Week Ladies And Gentlemen :D
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You're on a roll Shwni! Please don't stop! Have a great weekend. Mahesh. (Glad I'd had breakfast before reading about the thong thing :-) )
If you had seen the size on some of the things that were in the Ann Summers party, THEY would have cracked you up. pmsl ;)
Lol I have been to many in the past and yes they did crack me up.
I have seen it all lol not to mention the games they have you playing it's a right laugh..
What was you doing there lol...
They are for women haha 🤣🤣
My wife made me be the naked waiter with just a thong and a bow tie on to serve all the drinks and food, it wasn't my finest moment but I pulled a few fivers out of my thong at the end of the night. pmsl
Lol you are the funniest guy I know. I should have known you would have come back with something like that lol.
I hope you didn't trip over the Dragon lol...
hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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no, no, no...spare us!
Only 1 more left, I promise :D
That's funny -- I just answered another of your posts and almost asked you where our joke was...lol...